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Blando Calrissian
Any one of the majority of people in the world that have no distinguishing characteristics or traits that make them interesting or compelling. Most Blando Calrissians have little to no life ambition outside of a dull, steady job, do not understand most forms of humor apart from The Blue Collar Comedy Tour, Dane Cook, or that guy with the fucking puppets, and do not enjoy thinking about anything characterized as “deep.” A common test to identify Blando Calrissians consists of the query, “What kind of music do you like?” to which they respond, “Oh, I like everything.” They often express and/or act upon the urge to “get married and have kids” around 23 years of age. May also be referred to as “Blandos.”
Friend 1: How was Joe’s party last weekend?
Friend 2: Eh, pretty lame. Most of his friends are Blando Calrissians, so they just sat around talking about their favorite movies, like Anchorman and 28 Weeks Later. I tried to chat up one cute girl, but when I found out she wanted to be a dental hygienist and loved Nicholas Sparks novels, I totally bailed.
Friend 2: Eh, pretty lame. Most of his friends are Blando Calrissians, so they just sat around talking about their favorite movies, like Anchorman and 28 Weeks Later. I tried to chat up one cute girl, but when I found out she wanted to be a dental hygienist and loved Nicholas Sparks novels, I totally bailed.
Blando Calrissian by yrkh8tr May 26, 2010
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A Boland by Poodle Hunter March 16, 2010
Blandoc
Meaning a male who has not yet had sex by the age of 20 or later.
Many choose to remain a Blandoc for a period of time that they see fit (for many, this means until they are married, or find someone they love), others are a Blandoc due to not yet having had the chance to lose their virginity. A Blandoc is often seen as a rare and beautiful thing.
1. A Blandoc who has not yet engaged in sex because they are waiting for true love.
2. A Blandoc who has not yet engaged in sex because they are so socially crippled that whenever they are around the opposite sex they begin to hiss and fart uncontrollably.
3. A Blandoc who has not yet engaged in sex because they are too young.
4. A Blandoc who has not yet engaged in sex because they are waiting for marriage.
5.A man who has not been penetrated. He can be identified by the presence of a Buhymen or Mangina(usually).
Many choose to remain a Blandoc for a period of time that they see fit (for many, this means until they are married, or find someone they love), others are a Blandoc due to not yet having had the chance to lose their virginity. A Blandoc is often seen as a rare and beautiful thing.
1. A Blandoc who has not yet engaged in sex because they are waiting for true love.
2. A Blandoc who has not yet engaged in sex because they are so socially crippled that whenever they are around the opposite sex they begin to hiss and fart uncontrollably.
3. A Blandoc who has not yet engaged in sex because they are too young.
4. A Blandoc who has not yet engaged in sex because they are waiting for marriage.
5.A man who has not been penetrated. He can be identified by the presence of a Buhymen or Mangina(usually).
1. I am a Blandoc because I'm waiting for my true love before I have sex! I also believe in unicorns.
2. I am NOT a Blandoc! Does cyber-sex count?
3. Dude, I know you like Blandocs, but checking out the pre-schoolers is both creepy and illegal.
4. I'm a Blandoc because God doesn't want me to have sex yet. He also wants you to give me five bucks.
5. I'm a Blandoc because there way to many video games to play still,
2. I am NOT a Blandoc! Does cyber-sex count?
3. Dude, I know you like Blandocs, but checking out the pre-schoolers is both creepy and illegal.
4. I'm a Blandoc because God doesn't want me to have sex yet. He also wants you to give me five bucks.
5. I'm a Blandoc because there way to many video games to play still,
Blandoc by As If You Didnt Know July 21, 2006