boifm 

Any boy with the name Ashton who likes michigan state

boifm loves msu!

boifm by haybdjjs May 20, 2021

BIFM 

Frank Mason, PG for the Kansas Jayhawks, aka Stoneface Mase

but officially BIFM, as in "Bitch, I'm Frank Mason", which is the chorus from a rap song (aptly named ) "Frank Mason" by the rapper RedHead who is also from Virginia.

"Did you see that clutch shot last night?! BIFM is unstoppable!"

"dude, BIFM is so badass he's got a rap song about him"

BIFM by Idiotbrain November 17, 2016

Boifed 

When the Girl isn't single; she has a Boyfriend.

* to be boifed. Adjective

1. Peter: Dude she must be boifed?
Lee: Standard.

Boifed by Lorenzo 2k11 December 18, 2011

BOFmobile 

A BOFmobile is a large 4x4 vehicle. It could be a Range Rover or a Freelander; normally with immaculate black or tan leather interiors.

Commonly spotted where there's no need whatsoever for 4 wheel drive capabilities, BOFmobiles are driven by exceedingly boring men. These men are usually between 40 and 50, have receding (normally greying blond) hair, listen to Rachmaninov and have a penchant for bacon sandwiches. They normally work in the media.

BOFmobiles are frequently dark in colour with blindingly shiny chrome decals. They are often spotted with their fog lights blazing on the clearest of days.

Glove box will contain: £500 in cash for on-the spot fines, an A-Z of the driver's home county, hangover mints, a garish tie, expensive aftershave and a script of some sort.

There will be a linen jacket hanging over the back seat and a pair of Chelsea Boots behind the passenger seat.

Beware the BOFmobiles.

"Did you see that BOFmobile?!"

"Yes. He rammed into me at the traffic lights last week and tried to palm me off with a bacon sandwich."

BOFmobile by Dewin April 6, 2012

boimby 

a bunny, more specifically the coolest bunny ever

the boimby just hopped! what a frizzle!

boimby by walmertits November 8, 2009

boifriend 

A lesbian's girlfriend who identifies as a boi.

I met Tina and her boifriend Lisa at the concert last night. They are really cute together!

boifriend by The Lady Lucy December 28, 2009

BOMFM

bored outta my fucking mind

It's raining outside, so my plans got cancelled. Dude, I'm bomfm.

BOMFM by bored female July 11, 2009