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BIFM
Frank Mason, PG for the Kansas Jayhawks, aka Stoneface Mase
but officially BIFM, as in "Bitch, I'm Frank Mason", which is the chorus from a rap song (aptly named ) "Frank Mason" by the rapper RedHead who is also from Virginia.
but officially BIFM, as in "Bitch, I'm Frank Mason", which is the chorus from a rap song (aptly named ) "Frank Mason" by the rapper RedHead who is also from Virginia.
"Did you see that clutch shot last night?! BIFM is unstoppable!"
"dude, BIFM is so badass he's got a rap song about him"
"dude, BIFM is so badass he's got a rap song about him"
BIFM by Idiotbrain November 17, 2016
Boifed
Boifed by Lorenzo 2k11 December 18, 2011
BOFmobile
A BOFmobile is a large 4x4 vehicle. It could be a Range Rover or a Freelander; normally with immaculate black or tan leather interiors.
Commonly spotted where there's no need whatsoever for 4 wheel drive capabilities, BOFmobiles are driven by exceedingly boring men. These men are usually between 40 and 50, have receding (normally greying blond) hair, listen to Rachmaninov and have a penchant for bacon sandwiches. They normally work in the media.
BOFmobiles are frequently dark in colour with blindingly shiny chrome decals. They are often spotted with their fog lights blazing on the clearest of days.
Glove box will contain: £500 in cash for on-the spot fines, an A-Z of the driver's home county, hangover mints, a garish tie, expensive aftershave and a script of some sort.
There will be a linen jacket hanging over the back seat and a pair of Chelsea Boots behind the passenger seat.
Beware the BOFmobiles.
Commonly spotted where there's no need whatsoever for 4 wheel drive capabilities, BOFmobiles are driven by exceedingly boring men. These men are usually between 40 and 50, have receding (normally greying blond) hair, listen to Rachmaninov and have a penchant for bacon sandwiches. They normally work in the media.
BOFmobiles are frequently dark in colour with blindingly shiny chrome decals. They are often spotted with their fog lights blazing on the clearest of days.
Glove box will contain: £500 in cash for on-the spot fines, an A-Z of the driver's home county, hangover mints, a garish tie, expensive aftershave and a script of some sort.
There will be a linen jacket hanging over the back seat and a pair of Chelsea Boots behind the passenger seat.
Beware the BOFmobiles.
boimby
boimby by walmertits November 8, 2009
boifriend
boifriend by The Lady Lucy December 28, 2009
BOMFM
BOMFM by bored female July 11, 2009
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