Buffman also named eric, aka sorek aka yorik, aka sorrroo aka garens prodigy, aka noros prodigy aka my bitch aka iam his dad aka future "cfo" in his dreams aka cant handle tanya aka just a pure pussy.

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Albert Buffman

Albert Buffman.

You’ve reached the office of Albert Buffman. Please hold.

Albert Buffman by Albert Buffman April 14, 2022

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The Buffman

He thinks he's the avenger of inroom curfew, has a habit of creeping on girls halls and walking into rooms unannounced regardless of gender. J-plum sometimes accompanies him just to make sure he doesn't give out too many demerits, because they're like candy to him, candy he actually shares...

The Buffman is like superman, but evil and without a weakness to kryptonite

The Buffman by Emo-Bambi February 11, 2010

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Boofman

(Boof-men) A large armadillo-like animal that has a heart of gold and will always help. The animal is yellow with black dots and enjoys popcorn chicken

I found a Boofman earlier today.

John and Dylan have a close connection to their boofman.

Boofman by CamelBack Ribs May 23, 2021

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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