boif

Short for boyfriend.

"Chrissy, your boif is a geek."
"I'd like you to meet my new boif."

by Loucele January 14, 2006

Boifed

When the Girl isn't single; she has a Boyfriend.

* to be boifed. Adjective

1. Peter: Dude she must be boifed?
Lee: Standard.

by Lorenzo 2k11 December 16, 2011

Boif

When pockets of air get trapped under one of the many rolls of fat of an obese person, the release of that air and the sound it makes is a Boif. Much like a similar phenomenon that occurs in a woman's vagina, the queef.

you fucked that fat girl?! how loud did she boif man?

by themetalapple July 02, 2011

Boif

Short for "boyfriend" who is also "hubby material".

I went out with my boif today.

A: Have your parents met your boif yet?

B: Not yet, we just started going out

by #1 Boif September 25, 2022