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Bohemian Bachelor 

Step 1. Is to remove your watch and and any rings.

Step 2. As she lays on her back naked on the bed. You keep your dominant foot on the floor and step on her face with your other foot.

Step 3. You then proceed to work both of your entire hands into her vagina.

Step 4. You take your non dominant hand out and press down on her tummy for stability.

Step 5. You proceed to jerk off to completion with your dominant hand which should still be completely inside of her. Allow yourself to finish.

Step 6. You tell her that she can't be your girlfriend because she's just too loose down there.
I performed a textbook bohemian bachelor on her and I forgot my watch at her place, damn it...
Bohemian Bachelor by Ranchgirls December 14, 2020

Bohemian Tragedy

A description of the rise of right wing elitists under whom we progressively lose access to our vote, our bodies, access to education and our freedom of speech.
The U.S. government is infiltrated more deeply by autocrats and corporations who are funding this Bohemian Tragedy.
Bohemian Tragedy by Dr Bunnygirl December 9, 2018

Bohemian Crap-Slap

The act of shitting into your own hand while having sex from behind and slapping it onto your partner's ass.
Friend #1: How can I spice things up in the bedroom?
Friend #2: Have you ever tried the Bohemian Crap-Slap? It's the shit.
Bohemian Crap-Slap by Shleeee January 1, 2019

Bohemian Rhapsody 

Bohemian Rhapsody is one of the best songs of all time. (the band of course beingQueen) It was Released on 31th October, 1975, it entered the charts at number 1, where it stayed for over two months.

Bohemian Rhapsody was written by Freddie Mercury, who also wrote We are the Champions and Killer Queen. Its lyrics are cryptic and do not make much sense at first glance. Freddie made a point of never explaining the lyrics, so that people could apply it to their own lives. Or somthing like that.

Freddie sings and plays the piano, Deacon plays the bass, Taylor sings some parts and plays the drums, and May plays the guitar.

It appeared on the album A Night at the Opera, but is also on Greatest Hits 2, as well as Classic Queen.

Just listen to it. It's a great song. It's even better than Stairway to Heaven and November Rain. Put together. It's better than pizzia. Yeah, i said it.

In case you're wondering, the song's title- "Bohemian Rhapsody" means somthing like "free and unrestrained happines," (I looked it up)
Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide
No escape from reality
Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see
I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy
Because I'm easy come, easy go
A little high, little low
Anyway the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me, to me

Mama, just killed a man
Put a gun against his head
Pulled my trigger, now he's dead
Mama, life had just begun
But now I've gone and thrown it all away
Mama, ooo
Didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters

Too late, my time has come
Sends shivers down my spine
Body's aching all the time
Goodbye everybody - I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
Mama, ooo - (anyway the wind blows)
I don't want to die
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all

I see a little silhouetto of a man
Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the fandango?
Thunderbolt and lightning - very very frightening me
Gallileo, Gallileo,
Gallileo, Gallileo,
Gallileo Figaro - magnifico

But I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me
He's just a poor boy from a poor family
Spare him his life from this monstrosity
Easy come easy go - will you let me go?
Bismillah! No - we will not let you go - let him go
Bismillah! We will not let you go - let him go
Bismillah! We will not let you go - let me go
Will not let you go - let me go (never)
Never let you go - let me go
Never let me go - ooo
No, no, no, no, no, no, no -
Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me
for me
for me

So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye?
So you think you can love me and leave me to die?
Oh baby - can't do this to me baby!
Just gotta get out - just gotta get right outta here!

Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
Nothing really matters
Anyone can see
Nothing really matters - nothing really matters to me

Anyway the wind blows...

Bohemian Grove

Since 1873, the Global Elite Has Held Secret Meetings in the Ancient Redwood Forest of Northern California. Members of the so-called "Bohemian Club" Include Former Presidents Eisenhower, Nixon and Reagan. The Bush Family Maintains a Strong Involvement. Each Year at Bohemian Grove, Members of This All-Male "Club" Don Red, Black and Silver Robes and Conduct an Occult Ritual Wherein They Worship a Giant Stone Owl, Sacrificing a Human Being in Effigy to What They Call the "Great Owl of Bohemia."

Now, for the First Time in History, an Outsider Has Infiltrated Bohemian Grove with a Hidden Digital Video Camera and Caught the Ritual on Tape. That Man is Alex Jones, the Exclusive Digital Video is Just Part of His Shocking New Documentary: DARK SECRETS: INSIDE BOHEMIAN GROVE
There is much more to come.

Bohemian Dub

Bohemian dub music is a genre of music typically consisting an eclectic mix hip-hop, dub reggae, electronica, rock and folk. Bohemian dub music is part of Bohemian dub culture, which began in Eugene, Oregon in the late 1990s, predominantly among individuals who identify with American counterculture, but not with any one specific group. 1 The term bohemian dub was originated by the rock group Medium Troy.
"I have been really into bohemian dub music lately."
Bohemian Dub by Regis Chester April 25, 2008
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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