bofaa

slang for both

You got bofaa these nuts in your mouth.

bofaa by jamesbofaa October 8, 2022

Bofa 

The first stage of a verbally transmitted disease.

Usually nonfatal and asymptomatic, however, once it progresses to Stage 2 (Ligma), it is extremely dangerous. Stage 3 (commonly referred to as E-TMA) is incredibly uncommon due to the Ligma's astronomical fatality rates (99.87%), and thusly has never been observed in laboratory conditions.

Currently, Bofa has no known cure and can only be treated temporarily by passing it on to another host. This has caused Bofa infection rates to skyrocket in the recent weeks, in what is being referred to as "a verbal pandemic outbreak" of unprecendented scale. Passing Bofa to a new host also causes a surge of dopamine in the original host, promoting further proliferation.

The evolution of Bofa into Ligma has been shown to be linked to online presence, most often to real-time videographic streaming specifically. Those individuals involved in videographic streaming are strongly advised not to stream content until the trigger conditions for Ligmosis are identified and preventative measures are developed.

Also see Sugma, a variant strain of Ligma on which little research has been conducted.

Fortnite Player: Did you hear about Ninja? He was streaming on Twitch when he caught Ligma and died!

Me, an Intellectual: He must have been an idiot. You can only contract Ligma if you allow Bofa to go untreated.

Fortnite Player: What's Bofa?

M, an I: BOFA DEEZ NUTZ IN YA MOUF! GOT EEEEMMM

Fortnite Player: *contracts Bofa*

Bofa by Leer Key July 28, 2018

Bofamese 

The act of putting your friends testicles in your anal cavity and then proceeding to clench your rectum until the testicles are torn off. Afterwards defecate the torn testicles into your friends mouth, he eats it then defecates it again then you eat it again and finally wear the final product as a mouth retainer.

Hey bro let's bofamese later, my step-dad isn't home.

Bofamese by BreadAcquirer November 7, 2018

bofa dem 

an extension of bofa

i want bofa dem slices of pizza

bofa dem by jonesberger December 1, 2018

bofa 

a deez nuts joke; confusing people with boba

bofa deez nuts in your mouth

bofa by dhar woman June 7, 2022

Bofa 

Bofa the disease before Ligma. “Bofa has a crush on you!” “Who’s bofa?” “Bofa deez nuts!”.
It’s not deadly until you get Ligma. Can be cured if you pass it on to someone else.

Guy 1: my dad has Bofa :(
Guy 2: what’s bofa?
Guy 1 Bofa deez nuts!

Guy 2: *Fucking Contracts Bofa*

Guy 2: I’m going to the store want suggma?

Guy 1: what’s suggma?

Guy 2: Suggma dick nigga!
Guy 1: *Contracts motherfucking suggma*

Bofa by LilFlightRisk July 21, 2018

BOFA 

Don't ever ask what BOFA is you'll regret it

Tom: where are we landing
Dan: BOFA
Tom: wheres BOFA
Dan: 😏 BOFA DEEZNUTZ
Tom: * Tom left the chat*

BOFA by YourAnAcuteOne April 19, 2021