Receiving an erection while watching Chicago White Sox All-Star Paul Konerko hit a home run.
"Konerko hits a drive, deep to center field. And it's a goner!!! Paulie's 30th home run of the season. And with that blast, you know all the fellas at U.S. Cellular Field can't hide their bonerkos any longer."
Immediately after the intro of the Victoria Secret Fashion Show featuring Marisa Miller, Alessandra Ambrosio, Heidi Klum and other thorough-bred dime pieces in hardly any clothing, a commercial of an overweight Elvis is aired. Ew...Bonerkill.