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Beerker

A drinking game known only to the most courageous of alcoholics. Beerker combines the two greatest things known to man, beer and poker, into one spectacular event. In the first round, a player can wager up to three drinks and must guess a card. To win the bet, the player's guess must be within three cards of the actual card value. If the player wins the bet, he/she chooses one opponent to consume the wagered number of drinks. If the player loses the bet, however, everyone else points and yells “Beerker!” in a demeaning manner. With each passing round the card range in which a player’s guess can be correct becomes smaller, while the minimum number of drinks increases. These round-by-round changes decrease the player's probability of a correct guess, but increase the probability of alcohol poisoning. The game ends with the infamous bonus round, in which players can wager anything humanly possible.
Player 1: "I wager 8 drinks and cutting my wrists vertically! I guess the card will be a 5!"

*Card comes up a Queen*

Everyone else: "Beerker!"
by Camden Maine May 16, 2010
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The Berkery

The art of sucking one's lovers intimate area so hard that it pulls the bed sheets flush against the Anus, making said partner finish simultaneously.
I'm not a very smart man, but I do know what the Berkery is!
by The dirty nickel December 30, 2014
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beerterrogation

A process of extracting secret information from someone by getting them drunk and thereby loosening their ability to control their tongue.
We took the manager out and did some shots and pitchers. The beerterrogation worked, before long he admitted layoffs were coming.
by keifermail October 2, 2008
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beernertia

(physics) the tendency of a body to want to continue to drink beers after the first one, unless acted upon by an external force.
her: why are you drinking ANOTHER beer, you're already hammered!?
him: don't question my beernertia. it's just how the universe works.

pick up an extra case of beer at the store so we don't have to break our beernertia.
by ThusSpakeWill November 6, 2009
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beermergency

When the beer supply in any type of social drinking situation becomes critically low, and replenishment is either impossible or extremely dificult. Thus creating a major buzzkill. Symptoms of a beermergency may include, panic, chaos, premature sobriety and all the girls/guys at the party becoming ugly again.
When we realized that we were critically low on beer, we knew we had a real beermergency on our hands.
by Woody Wood December 10, 2006
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Bejerker

Someone skilled in the arts of bejerking or the bejerk. They know how to sneak attack and suprise people while bejerking them. Are familiar with the different types of bejerk handles. Often set up situations to bejerk people with other bejerkers.
One bejerker will walk up to a victim and engage in a conversation. Then the second bejerker will come from behind. The first bejerker will say something like "Hey Nathan yesterday for dinner I ate this really good dish called..." then the second bejerker grabs under the victims neck and pulls down (known as a bejerk).
by KZilla53 July 9, 2010
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Beeker Cheap

I may be cheap but I'm not Beeker Cheap.
by Remart October 20, 2016
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