Beerked

The result or the anticipated result of the overindulgence of alcoholic beverages, especially beer.

Synonyms: Drunk, bombed, boosy, inebriated, intoxicated, loaded, plastered, smashed, tight, tipsy, under the influence, wasted.

Antonyms: Sober, straight

Let's get beerked.

I got beerked last night.

by johnny j aka tiki man May 26, 2009

Beered

1. To become intoxicated by the excessive consumption of beer.

Ex: Sally had a rough day at the office and planned to get beered after work with her divorcee girlfriends.

by LovePez October 19, 2009

Beeked

To get scared (in past tense)

The sound of thunder this afternoon made me beeked.

by Beekmaster September 24, 2010

Beerker

A drinking game known only to the most courageous of alcoholics. Beerker combines the two greatest things known to man, beer and poker, into one spectacular event. In the first round, a player can wager up to three drinks and must guess a card. To win the bet, the player's guess must be within three cards of the actual card value. If the player wins the bet, he/she chooses one opponent to consume the wagered number of drinks. If the player loses the bet, however, everyone else points and yells “Beerker!” in a demeaning manner. With each passing round the card range in which a player’s guess can be correct becomes smaller, while the minimum number of drinks increases. These round-by-round changes decrease the player's probability of a correct guess, but increase the probability of alcohol poisoning. The game ends with the infamous bonus round, in which players can wager anything humanly possible.

Player 1: "I wager 8 drinks and cutting my wrists vertically! I guess the card will be a 5!"

*Card comes up a Queen*

Everyone else: "Beerker!"

by Camden Maine May 16, 2010

clear beered

When someone adds hard alcohol to beer. Usually without the owner of the beer aware of the situation.

Ben: For some odd reason my beer tastes a lot like tequila.
Mike: That's because I clear beered you, bitch!!

by Ben Nordsven April 15, 2008

beered-up

Having a belly full of beer and a mind that's just as liquid. Being drunk on beer and stupid at the same time.

Bob was so beered-up that he tripped on his own feet and fell face-first into the fireplace while laughing as if his actions were excellent entertainment.

by Ranger Wordsmith April 21, 2015

beeaked

when something or something goes wrong

im in the shit...beeaked to the max

by bam May 13, 2005