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One of the ugliest Sea Cows ever to roam the ocean. He was titled Bodvar on the 18th August 1995. Once born as a Sea Calf in our beautiful world, he was immediately cast out for his unattractive looks. He has been dubbed as a calamity in our wondrous earth and he forever dwells at the bottom of the ocean, even ignored by the passing sea life due to his horrendous features and overall abnormal size. He is a aquatic being not to be confronted; a casual scuba-diver witnessed his ugliness and even received a horrifyingly painful eye infection. That disease it now known as Bodvarisanuglyseacowitis. BE WARNED.
Scuba-Diver: "HOLY SHIT. Guys, guys! I need help! I just saw the most horrible thing ever laying on a bed of moss! OH MY GOD, MY EYES! MY BEAUTIFUL EYES. IT'S BODVAR THE SEA COW!"
Bodvar by That Scuba Diver July 7, 2010
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When someone jacks off without an erection.
Mr. Smith didn't gwada last night since he was out of Viagra; he could only bodola.
Bodola by NE1 BUT OB(S)AMA March 12, 2009

bodelare 

The people that count Olaf is trying to get the fortune from and their are 3 of them violet clouse and sunny this family’s parents died and they have nowhere to go and they are sneaky watch out
I plan to get that bodelare
bodelare by ClumbsyClemens January 30, 2019

bodyland 

Another name or definition for the redlight district in Amsterdam.
Maurice: Hey Don... Wanna go to the Red Lights man?

Donald: Red Lights? You mean Bodyland? Fo' sho.
bodyland by Demonoid_02 September 6, 2012
A Special Warrior who is always on the right side.
Champions just causes....
Brave , Outrageous , Friendly , Sexy , Unique

Usually a tall, blond female who has a Dane relative in the woodpile...
I wish we could have a Bodil on our side...
To win this we'd need a Bodil....
Bodacious winner....
Bodil by Bodacious Zena February 4, 2010

bodollar 

Money you earn by pole dancing.
I earned 10 bodollars for dancing for a guy in a car.
bodollar by J.A. PAPARAZZi March 9, 2008