Bodvar 

One of the ugliest Sea Cows ever to roam the ocean. He was titled Bodvar on the 18th August 1995. Once born as a Sea Calf in our beautiful world, he was immediately cast out for his unattractive looks. He has been dubbed as a calamity in our wondrous earth and he forever dwells at the bottom of the ocean, even ignored by the passing sea life due to his horrendous features and overall abnormal size. He is a aquatic being not to be confronted; a casual scuba-diver witnessed his ugliness and even received a horrifyingly painful eye infection. That disease it now known as Bodvarisanuglyseacowitis. BE WARNED.

Scuba-Diver: "HOLY SHIT. Guys, guys! I need help! I just saw the most horrible thing ever laying on a bed of moss! OH MY GOD, MY EYES! MY BEAUTIFUL EYES. IT'S BODVAR THE SEA COW!"

Bodvar by That Scuba Diver July 7, 2010

Bodvar 

Dreadful, stinking creature that lurks in caves and is definitely to be FEARED!!! Or he'll poop in yer face.

Ah!! It's Bodvar!!!

Bodvar by Anonymous March 1, 2003

Madame Bovary Syndrome 

From Gustave Flaubert’s 1857 novel, modern Madame Bovary syndrome refers to a woman plagued with tendency to assume massive consumer debt in order to support a chic or extravagant life-style.

My rejection of the “ownership society” clashed with my former wife’s Madame Bovary Syndrome. Her profligate consumerism and aspirations for the “pretty life” lead to mountains of credit card debt.

Madame Bovary Syndrome by Muyuna April 12, 2005

Bovarian Cream 

The act of indirectly depositing your own semen into your roommate's mouth by having a third party, of whose mouth you have ejaculated in, make out with the unsuspecting roommate.

After. Depositing my load in Nezy's mouth I told her to go down stairs and give Brandon a bovarian cream.

Bovarian Cream by JonkersAK October 30, 2015

Bovarian Peppergrinder 

Masturbation technique requiring two fully functional hands. The hand on the bottom is twisting one way, while the hand on the top is twisting the other, like a pepper grinder.

"Dude, I whipped it out in Wal-Mart the other day and gave myself a Bovarian Peppergrinder until I came all over the 5.99 DVD rack!"

Bovarian Peppergrinder by Robert Ramathorn October 23, 2007

bodnar 

Omnipotent. Being god like in knowledge and appearance. Can be used as a synonym for hansom, perfect, amazing, and highly skilled in all things.

I did a bodnar job on that test.
I hope some day I can be a bodnar!

bodnar by Scientific Fact November 8, 2006

Bodargus 

Adj. Describing something cool, amazing, or insane.

The man was so BODARGUS, that when he played the guitar, women begged to make love to him.

Bodargus by Dick Hammerhose April 15, 2009