One of the ugliest Sea Cows ever to roam the ocean. He was titled Bodvar on the 18th August 1995. Once born as a Sea Calf in our beautiful world, he was immediately cast out for his unattractive looks. He has been dubbed as a calamity in our wondrous earth and he forever dwells at the bottom of the ocean, even ignored by the passing sea life due to his horrendous features and overall abnormal size. He is a aquatic being not to be confronted; a casual scuba-diver witnessed his ugliness and even received a horrifyingly painful eye infection. That disease it now known as Bodvarisanuglyseacowitis. BE WARNED.
Scuba-Diver: "HOLY SHIT. Guys, guys! I need help! I just saw the most horrible thing ever laying on a bed of moss! OH MY GOD, MY EYES! MY BEAUTIFUL EYES. IT'S BODVAR THE SEA COW!"
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by Anonymous March 1, 2003
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My rejection of the “ownership society” clashed with my former wife’s Madame Bovary Syndrome. Her profligate consumerism and aspirations for the “pretty life” lead to mountains of credit card debt.
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After. Depositing my load in Nezy's mouth I told her to go down stairs and give Brandon a bovarian cream.
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"Dude, I whipped it out in Wal-Mart the other day and gave myself a Bovarian Peppergrinder until I came all over the 5.99 DVD rack!"
by Robert Ramathorn October 23, 2007
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