A person who single handly has the largest amount of worlthless informaiton in the world. This person also injoys hitting computer programs in the face with back packs at micorosoft conventions.
Example 1:
Chatter: why are you boblow alternating? its only 285bpm
lifeline: I have hand cancer
Example 2:
lifeline: I keep choking 1.2k pp, im so boblow
Chatter: you aren't boblow..