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Bobbyism
It is rare that a lot of people can successfully practice this philosophy. Before one can covert to Bobbyism, they must have an IQ that is higher than that of an Asian's. To practice Bobbyism, one must follow these laws, and it is strongly recommended that one can easily relate to these laws should they become a faithful Bobbyist, and hopefully make it to the Heavens of Bobby.
The 9 Laws of Bobbyism:
1. School is the easier than your mom.
2. Never start on an assignment until the last minute. Sometimes, one (the Bobbyist) should take this literally.
3. Not studying = Passing all exams/tests/quizzes.
4. Troll daily.
5. Should one have haters, they mustn't care at all.
6. One must be a computer genius; they must know every single thing about computers.
7. One must be desensitized to even the worst thing on the internet.
8. One must visit 4Chan.org frequently, or just sit on their tush all day on the computer.
9. Success shall be obtained without effort.
The 9 Laws of Bobbyism:
1. School is the easier than your mom.
2. Never start on an assignment until the last minute. Sometimes, one (the Bobbyist) should take this literally.
3. Not studying = Passing all exams/tests/quizzes.
4. Troll daily.
5. Should one have haters, they mustn't care at all.
6. One must be a computer genius; they must know every single thing about computers.
7. One must be desensitized to even the worst thing on the internet.
8. One must visit 4Chan.org frequently, or just sit on their tush all day on the computer.
9. Success shall be obtained without effort.
1) "Hey, what's your religion?"
"Bobbyism."
*runs away quickly in fear*
2) "Did you study for your test?"
To which a Bobbyist should reply with, "Ha, studying."
"Bobbyism."
*runs away quickly in fear*
2) "Did you study for your test?"
To which a Bobbyist should reply with, "Ha, studying."
Bobbyism by Mynameisblank September 29, 2012
Bobbylisious
A sweet, amazing best friend. A killer boyfriend and someone who spends all his time on Black Ops. Someone who makes me really want to punch them at times but at the end of the day they still make me smile. Someone who is confusing and knows how to push my buttons, and I love him anyone's. A stubborn "jerk". Megatron is his partner in crime since 2009. No matter what happens they know they love each other a lot. Also known as Marlin or B-Dunk. Extremely rare, awesomerapper. Won't go to sleep until soon comes along. <3
Bobbylisious by megzy0308 March 17, 2011
Bobbyish
Someone who comes off slow and appears to be lost during interactions or conversations. Can, also, be used to describe an act of stupidity.
Bobbyish by "Salt and Pepper" March 31, 2010
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