Blobbfish 

Blobbfish is our lord and saviour. Blobbfish is genderless and lives in a dark hole where it does unspeakable things...
If you see one, you should bow down before this mighty creature starts to play dirty....

BLOBBFISH IS LOVE BLOBFISH IS LIFE
BLOBBFISH WiLL MAKE YOU LOVE
BLOBBFISH WILL END YOUR LIFE

Blobbfish by blobbfish March 16, 2019

Jersey Shore Blowfish 

Is when you blow air into someones asshole like blowing up a balloon.

i put my face in this chicks ass and gave her a jersey shore blowfish.

Jersey Shore Blowfish by tbagmartin March 28, 2010

salty blowfish 

The salty blowfish is a sexual act a man performs on a woman. In this sexual act once a man ejaculates in a woman, he goes down on her to suck his sperm out of her so he can spit it in her face. AKA "THE SALTY BLOWFISH" Scott A. Hall. New London, Ohio

Would you love me if I performed the salty blowfish on you?

salty blowfish by KRACKEDBACKKID May 29, 2019

Blobfishism 

A new religion created by a select few who felt Bob the Blobfish speak to them. They worship him daily and are very fond of all blobfish

Mercy: My religion is Blobfishism.
Chip: What is that?
Mercy: It's a religion where you worship a blobfish from some show called Octonauts or something.

Blobfishism by Mercy#0193 September 23, 2019

Chocolate Blowfish 

Where you're nailing a chick up the can and she farts, causing the trapped air to cause a ballooning effect with your foreskin.

"Man, we went out for mexican food last night, and later on when I was rocking Judy's can, she gave me a Chocolate Blowfish!"

Chocolate Blowfish by Raging Erections October 10, 2009

blobfish 

a fucking amazing creature that was made for me

wow a blobfish is amazing

blobfish by chickenblobfish April 24, 2019

Belgian Blowfish 

The act of diarrheating excessively into a magnum-sized condom, tying the condom, and popping it over your mate's face.

Guy: Hey, babe, I'm going to give you the sloppiest Belgian Blowfish you've ever hard.

Belgian Blowfish by KevinIsWin February 1, 2009