roadman

a man on a road

normal person 1: haha Reece is such a roadman
normal person 2: Yeh, he wears black air forces, Adidas tracksuits, has a beanie and has half their hair shaved off
normal person 1: No.

He got run over on the road.

by blobbfish November 04, 2019

Tej

a pineapple who likes to think he's cool and disses himself when he looks in the mirror

There is tej. Run. Fast

by blobbfish February 26, 2019

the lion sleeps tonight

national anthem of non pg kids

the lion sleeps tonight...
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh a wim bom bom ba wei

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh my hand up your....

by blobbfish February 26, 2019

Blobbfish

Blobbfish is our lord and saviour. Blobbfish is genderless and lives in a dark hole where it does unspeakable things...
If you see one, you should bow down before this mighty creature starts to play dirty....

BLOBBFISH IS LOVE BLOBFISH IS LIFE
BLOBBFISH WiLL MAKE YOU LOVE
BLOBBFISH WILL END YOUR LIFE

by blobbfish March 16, 2019