Definitions by blobbfish

roadman

a man on a road

normal person 1: haha Reece is such a roadman
normal person 2: Yeh, he wears black air forces, Adidas tracksuits, has a beanie and has half their hair shaved off
normal person 1: No.

He got run over on the road.

roadman by blobbfish November 4, 2019

Blobbfish 

Blobbfish is our lord and saviour. Blobbfish is genderless and lives in a dark hole where it does unspeakable things...
If you see one, you should bow down before this mighty creature starts to play dirty....

BLOBBFISH IS LOVE BLOBFISH IS LIFE
BLOBBFISH WiLL MAKE YOU LOVE
BLOBBFISH WILL END YOUR LIFE

Blobbfish by blobbfish March 16, 2019

Tej

a pineapple who likes to think he's cool and disses himself when he looks in the mirror

There is tej. Run. Fast

Tej by blobbfish February 26, 2019

the lion sleeps tonight

national anthem of non pg kids

the lion sleeps tonight...
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh a wim bom bom ba wei

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh my hand up your....

the lion sleeps tonight by blobbfish February 26, 2019