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Bart Tard 

Basically the same thing as avetard and ou tard but these people reside in Bartlesville, OK aka Brokeville. Most of these people are complete crackheads who have absolutely nothing to lose so they will just do dumb tard shit.
Yo, that Bart Tard just passed out on the sidewalk, I think he might be dead, let's call the ambulance.
*30 seconds before ambulance arrives
The Bart Tard literally just casually gets up and walks away.
Bart Tard by TurnM3Up November 19, 2019
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Bartenderita 

Bro: that bartenderita is hottt
Bartenderita by Mudbonic plague November 23, 2021

Bart Shift 

Working a 3 hour shift at your job.
Darn! I'm not making any money, all I have is Bart Shifts this week
Bart Shift by woahace October 16, 2010

Bart Kay 

Public Figure and seller of cerule and winner of MLM holidays. A leader who will recruit new people into his MLM scheme. Advocater of the carnivore diet where all plant foods are harmful apart from Cerule.
Jackie's just joined Avon. She keeps trying to Bart Kay us into buying her products.
Bart Kay by MikeTheIncel May 31, 2021

Henry Bartholomew Dingle Nut 

Henry Bartholomew Dingle Nut put a TNT in a daycare center

The Bart 

some call it god, some call it thanos, we call It THE BART! if you are ever lucky enough to see THE BART you will be blinded by her power immediately because nobody is worthy of seeing THE BART with their own two eyes. THE BART has unmatchable abilities not even thanos with all 6 infinity stones and a raging boner can't compare to her powers. THE BART once blinked and wiped out the dinosaurs, some think it was a meteor, but it was in fact THE BART.
"OMG DID U SEE THE BART PART THE TWO SEAS."
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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