board bitch 

A "boardbitch" is a pet name given to a troll on a message board. Instead of outright banning the troll, the mods will keep the troll around to be the message board's "bitch".

Troll: "The Easter Bunny will kick your ass!"
The Board: "So? You'll always be our board bitch!"

board bitch by Thor Mentor November 7, 2008

Ass Board Bitch 

When a girl is so slutty, so whorish, so sickeningly loose that you have to strap a board to your ass when you fuck her just so you don't fall in.

Check her out, thats an ass board bitch if I ever saw one.

Ass Board Bitch by DethbyNo February 7, 2010

Suck my board bitch

An beautifully phrased comeback uttered on the Instagram profile of the actor behind the Even character in the phenomenal Norwegian show Skam during an infight with an atrocious troll.

Instantly, these four words went on to become both legendary and iconic, both in this and any other parallel universe.
#suckmyboardbitch #cardamom

"Stick to snowboarding" - troll
"Suck my board bitch" - actor extraordinaire

Suck my board bitch by skamfan March 17, 2017

Bitch Board 

A term used for a FORUM of a BBS that was used to argue amongst other members. Sometimes refered to as a "War Board", the forum encouraged strong opinions and disputes for whatever one had on their mind.

Last night when I was on Back Bay's BBS, I started a hugh feud with Warlord666 on the Bitch Board.

Bitch Board by Noel Riggs September 14, 2008

Bitch Board 

A term used for a FORUM of a BBS that was used to argue amongst other members. Sometimes refered to as a "War Board", the forum encouraged strong opinions and disputes for whatever one had on their mind.

Last night when I was on Back Bay's BBS, I started a hugh feud with Warlord666 on the Bitch Board.

Bitch Board by Noel Riggs August 19, 2006

Bitch Beard 

A beard grown to signify something bad that has happened, and how much of a bitch he is about handling it.

Did you see Dom in gears 3? He grew a bitch beard because his wife died.

Bitch Beard by Geno2242 September 29, 2011

boardbitch 

A "boardbitch" is a harmless, and somewhat tolerated, troll on a message board, whose attempts and responses to flaming are weak, if not outright lame.

The sign of a good boardbitch is one who takes repeated abuse and keeps coming back for more. Often, the forum will keep the boardbitch around as their "pet"...

boardbitch by Tori Mentor November 7, 2008