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boardbitch 

A "boardbitch" is a harmless, and somewhat tolerated, troll on a message board, whose attempts and responses to flaming are weak, if not outright lame.

The sign of a good boardbitch is one who takes repeated abuse and keeps coming back for more. Often, the forum will keep the boardbitch around as their "pet"...
boardbitch by Tori Mentor November 7, 2008
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boardbitch 

A "boardbitch" is a derogatory name given to a troll on a message board. Instead of outright banning the troll, the mods will keep the troll around to be the message board's "bitch".
Board Troll: "The Easter Bunny will kick your ass!"
The Board: "Like we're sooo scared! But you'll always be our boardbitch!"
boardbitch by Havoc2 November 9, 2008

Boardbitch 

A "boardbitch" is a harmless, and somewhat tolerated, troll on a message board, whose attempts and responses to flaming are weak, if not outright lame.
The sign of a good boardbitch is one who takes repeated abuse and keeps coming back for more. Often, the forum will keep the boardbitch around as their "pet"...

An alternative form of spelling is @boardbitch@.
(Troll): You can't defeat The Little Red Notebook!
Member: Really (troll), can't you do better?
Mod: No, that's about par for our boardbitch
Boardbitch by JustPassingBy November 8, 2008

BoardBitch 

A very pale surfboard like chest located where the female tities are saposed to be. It substitutes where the lumptuious juggs are.
Hey kristin wheres your board i mean surfboard i mean tities im mean umm umm your a boardbitch.

badbitchica 

A land where everyone is a bad bitch.
I wish I could live in Badbitchica.
badbitchica by DarthRM February 16, 2015

birdbitch 

Female that is overly permiscuous, two-faced and/or extremely impressionable. Somewhat of a golddigger.
This girl stay on the hood with her birdbitch shit.
birdbitch by Big Me January 15, 2008

barbitchuate

Pharmaceuticals that cause people to be bitchy, arrogant, snobbish, stuck-up and just plain rude. This may be either an intended effect of a medication or a side effect.
What the hell is the problem with that blonde? Is this how she usually behaves or is she on some kind of barbitchuate? Her doctor needs to stop prescribing those to her. She's intolerable to be around.
barbitchuate by BHart July 11, 2011
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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