Bmfto
Buzzin me fuckin tits off
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"Oi lid wad da fuk up wid chu ?
"Arrrrr mate I'm buzzin me fuckin tits off! I'm fuckin shited on ketamine"
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"Arrrrr mate I'm buzzin me fuckin tits off! I'm fuckin shited on ketamine"
#shited2k13
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bmfto by DJ rawfilthMcNuggetSUpernOOdle December 13, 2013
bifto
An exclamation of the joy of the moment pertaining to the first inhalation of a cannabis cigarette. A cultural reference to the long running UK advertising campaign for Bisto, a brand of gravy powder. In the commercials the signoff phrase "Ahh... Bisto" was always heard after the characters in the commercial had just smelled the gravy.
Bumfton
A privately educated male in his early to late 20s. Displays an arrogant and obnoxious attitude, often heard bragging loudly about how much his father earns. A bumfton looks down on state school educated people or would commonly be oblivious to their existence as they, in their eyes, are not even worthy of a gaze. Their natural habitat is South East Asian countries such as Thailand where they spend their gap year drinking on their father's money and being insensitive to local culture and other tourists. They often like to boast about helping poor people of the world, when in reality they spent the night with a child prostitute and then vomiting outside a sacred temple. Despite having the best possible education, spoon fed every mark they receive, the typically bumfton is relatively dense and would not survive if it were not for the job a family member lines up for them the moment they are born.
Bumfton #1: Hey Tarquin have you been to Kho Phi Phi yet?
Bumfton #2: Yah Rupert my dad bought it the other day
Normal person: Fucking bumftons
Bumfton #2: Yah Rupert my dad bought it the other day
Normal person: Fucking bumftons
jew bufton
the act of being an extreme dickhead to your friends, family, and girls, people have no respect for you and if there was a hell you would rule it with your mother
jew bufton by waterforagua August 27, 2009
Bamftoise
A combination of BAMF and Blastoise.
In the first generation Pokemon games for Gameboy, a Squirtle may be chosen as the player's first Pokemon. It will eventually evolve into a Wartortle and a Blastoise, and if one is sure that it will indeed be a BAMF when it evolves into a Blastoise, one can be presumptive and nickname Squirtle "Bamftoise" right off the bat. Nothing will physically change about the Pokemon, but all the children will think it is the coolest name in town.
In the first generation Pokemon games for Gameboy, a Squirtle may be chosen as the player's first Pokemon. It will eventually evolve into a Wartortle and a Blastoise, and if one is sure that it will indeed be a BAMF when it evolves into a Blastoise, one can be presumptive and nickname Squirtle "Bamftoise" right off the bat. Nothing will physically change about the Pokemon, but all the children will think it is the coolest name in town.