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blushing my fuckin ass off..!!
anton: hey i kno who yur crush is, ass-hole..!! >_<

chinu: shitttttt..!! *bmfao*..!!
bmfao by joychinu November 7, 2010
Words you can keep
Blast My Fucking Ass Off”

When your at the Mungion show and Blast Off into a whole near Fractalverse and there is no return.
“What’s up Jimmy? I’m absolutely going to BMFAO If we get a Bananaman tonight... just you wait, I’m feelin it in the air

“Becky I have to tell you about last night, no for real I BFMAO’d when Dozer started into his vocal solo in Que Maste”
BMFAO by Hungdaddy January 21, 2020
Blow My Ass Off.

Occurs when ingesting extremely gaseous-causing foods or attemping to reenact the burrito episode from "Man verus Food". You feel like you are missing the entire lower section of your digestive tract. Treatment requires a visit to a digestive health specialist which may not be successful. On a postive note, you will be exempt from the phrase, "Stick it up your ass buddy" cause you don't got one!
One day at school...

Jane- Hey Sally, do beans make you fart.

Sally- no, but your Mom's brussel sprouts always BMAO
BMAO by Russiachina December 3, 2011
Seriously???! BMFBO!
BMFBO by Toniixx :] January 2, 2011
BRANDON MOTHA FUCKIN AUSTIN... He is a part of the ncc crew which is based out of Colorado Springs, CO the NCC is a group of snowboarder kids that hang out, party, ride, and just make a name for themselves doing anything they can...
Kidd Hey what's your name everyone call's you?
Brandon BMFA...
Kidd What's a BMFA or what does that mean?
Brandon It's my nickname Justin and everyone came up with. and call me... It stands for Brandon Motha Fuckin Austin...
BMFA by ncc719 January 21, 2010
Good night, I'm going to go BMFA.
BMFA by Lustmountain August 4, 2022
Beyond lol, beyond even lmfao, lies bmaol.
bmaol by MattTheVentureFan June 8, 2016
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