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“Blast My Fucking Ass Off”

When your at the Mungion show and Blast Off into a whole near Fractalverse and there is no return.
“What’s up Jimmy? I’m absolutely going to BMFAO If we get a Bananaman tonight... just you wait, I’m feelin it in the air”

“Becky I have to tell you about last night, no for real I BFMAO’d when Dozer started into his vocal solo in Que Maste”
BMFAO by Hungdaddy January 21, 2020
Blow My Ass Off.

Occurs when ingesting extremely gaseous-causing foods or attemping to reenact the burrito episode from "Man verus Food". You feel like you are missing the entire lower section of your digestive tract. Treatment requires a visit to a digestive health specialist which may not be successful. On a postive note, you will be exempt from the phrase, "Stick it up your ass buddy" cause you don't got one!
One day at school...

Jane- Hey Sally, do beans make you fart.

Sally- no, but your Mom's brussel sprouts always BMAO
BMAO by Russiachina December 3, 2011
Seriously???! BMFBO!
BMFBO by Toniixx :] January 2, 2011
BRANDON MOTHA FUCKIN AUSTIN... He is a part of the ncc crew which is based out of Colorado Springs, CO the NCC is a group of snowboarder kids that hang out, party, ride, and just make a name for themselves doing anything they can...
Kidd Hey what's your name everyone call's you?
Brandon BMFA...
Kidd What's a BMFA or what does that mean?
Brandon It's my nickname Justin and everyone came up with. and call me... It stands for Brandon Motha Fuckin Austin...
BMFA by ncc719 January 21, 2010
Good night, I'm going to go BMFA.
BMFA by Lustmountain August 4, 2022
Beyond lol, beyond even lmfao, lies bmaol.
bmaol by MattTheVentureFan June 8, 2016
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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