Bumfton

A privately educated male in his early to late 20s. Displays an arrogant and obnoxious attitude, often heard bragging loudly about how much his father earns. A bumfton looks down on state school educated people or would commonly be oblivious to their existence as they, in their eyes, are not even worthy of a gaze. Their natural habitat is South East Asian countries such as Thailand where they spend their gap year drinking on their father's money and being insensitive to local culture and other tourists. They often like to boast about helping poor people of the world, when in reality they spent the night with a child prostitute and then vomiting outside a sacred temple. Despite having the best possible education, spoon fed every mark they receive, the typically bumfton is relatively dense and would not survive if it were not for the job a family member lines up for them the moment they are born.

Bumfton #1: Hey Tarquin have you been to Kho Phi Phi yet?
Bumfton #2: Yah Rupert my dad bought it the other day
Normal person: Fucking bumftons

by Bumfton October 12, 2013

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jew bufton

the act of being an extreme dickhead to your friends, family, and girls, people have no respect for you and if there was a hell you would rule it with your mother

dude, don't be a jew bufton.

by waterforagua August 27, 2009

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bumstones

it’s when you have your period and the bum stone make you hurt on the buttox area so if you ever get a sore bumhole while bleeding it’s because of bum stones

darrel “hey want to go swimming later sue.”
sue “i would love too but i have a serious case of bumstones.”

by ezzie bezzie September 19, 2021

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bumtongue

when your mouth could not possibly taste or feel any worse, usually occuring the morning after a long night of partying including alcohol, excessive smoking and/or other "party favors"

I've got to head to the crib to brush my teeth man, I've got a bad case of bumtongue.

by KZi October 23, 2006

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