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An exclamation of the joy of the moment pertaining to the first inhalation of a cannabis cigarette. A cultural reference to the long running UK advertising campaign for Bisto, a brand of gravy powder. In the commercials the signoff phrase "Ahh... Bisto" was always heard after the characters in the commercial had just smelled the gravy.
strike match.

light bifta.

draw...

"Ahh.... Bifto."
bifto by hofun2006 March 1, 2009
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Biltong Boobies 

Breasts that are like 3 dried up pieces of beef

Flat crusty dangling lumps of meat
Damn girl you got you some nasty biltong boobies
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bifto • Biftorian • bifter • Biffo • bifta • bictor • binto • bfto • biffon • Bifted
A guy with huuuuge dick named Victor (usually yells ,,BICTOR'' in his whole village/on the street)
Person1: Oh look , a bictor
Person2: How can you tell?
Bictor: BICTOR , BICTOR , BIICTOOOR
Bictor by AnlakiSloth April 8, 2020
Biftu the light of all time
biftu by Biftu November 13, 2017
My two dads say their favorite sex position is the biftle.
Biftle by FrickyFrickyFresh June 17, 2014
An exquisite combination of letters that form into a name for a woman like no other.
A name that resembles beauty of a kind; She has angelic features and so if you ever meet a Bintou treat her gently as she is very precious!
Good morning Bintou!
Bintou by abkerson September 23, 2016

Bittorrent Babysitting 

When you have nothing to do, so you just watch the torrent download until its done.
A (Over Phone): Hey man, what are you doing?
B: Not much, just Bittorrent babysitting my Shutter Island Download
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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