Bamftoise 

A combination of BAMF and Blastoise.

In the first generation Pokemon games for Gameboy, a Squirtle may be chosen as the player's first Pokemon. It will eventually evolve into a Wartortle and a Blastoise, and if one is sure that it will indeed be a BAMF when it evolves into a Blastoise, one can be presumptive and nickname Squirtle "Bamftoise" right off the bat. Nothing will physically change about the Pokemon, but all the children will think it is the coolest name in town.

Apollo: Hey yo Walter! Come battle me. My Bamftoise will wreck you.

Walter: Your what?

Apollo: My Bamftoise. He's level 100. Scared?

Walter: Yes. Let's battle.

Apollo. Ok.

Bamftoise by TGRSHRK August 12, 2012

bastoise 

this word is an extremly bad insult or used correctly a really good complement.

its pronounced bas-toy-es

Alex: that party last night was awesome!!
Phoenix: yeah, it was proper fuckin' bastoise

Phoenix: Alex your a dickhead for stealin one of ma superkings boi.
Alex: ye fack off mace you fackin bastoise

bastoise by ehhhhh dickhead March 7, 2010

bartoise 

Retard driver at sunspace, also the realist nigga i know. crodi up bart.

BARTOISE is at the door
DAMN LET THAT NIGGA IN!!!!!!

bartoise by BARTOISEBART September 12, 2023

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