A grumpy old man who can't be bothered with anything, has all his life been in a bad mood, and generally, has a dark cloud over his head.
You, Mr. Smith, are an old blusterfuck! You have been in a bad mood for forty years, can't be bothered with anything, and you steal my happiness every time you darken my door.
A person who wears a bluetooth wireless earpiece everywhere they go to seem trendy and important. Places to spot bluetools include movie theaters, malls, restaurants, gyms, grocery stores and cars.
1. The state of appearing insane to people who can't see your wireless headset for your cell phone.
2. Someone that you think is insane until you see their bluetooth headset and realize they're just a douche bag.
Dude:"Did you see that crazy guy talking to himself on the corner?"
Chick:"Oh, that was Bob. He's on a conference call. He's just bluetooth crazy."
Dude:"What a douche bag."
When an awkward turtle is insufficient for the awkwardity of the situation, one must "evolve" their awkward turtle into the AwkwardBlastoise. This hand configuration uses the pointer and pinky finger of the top hand as Hydro Pumps to douse the situation.
While visiting his girlfriend's parents, Rob farted at the dinner table very loudly. The mom implemented the awkward turtle, but was immediately over-ruled by the dad's more appropriate use of the Awkward Blastoise in order to sufficiently encompass the awkwardity of the situation.
when a female is extraordinarily horny and has no relief of the tension. the clitoris swells similar to receiving sexual stimulation, but since it is not followed by an orgasm leaves the woman feeling overly sensitive. The word is derived from the combination of blue and clitoris.
It is the female version of blue balls.
When you talk dirty to me, I get a blutoris. Only a dildo can help me now