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When you jack off two guys over your shoulder, aiming their jizz at your partner. Yelling "You do not have enough badges to train me!"
The party was lame until they guys started blastoising.
by PokeRage September 14, 2013
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A person with an outwardly dominant, masculine, or aggressive personality, but who also enthusiastically takes on the submissive or "bottom" role in the bedroom.
"I'm tough, Mike! I never give an inch! I'm partial to taking a few though..."
"Ah, you're a real pipehitter."
by Skeletalchemy June 15, 2021
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After sex as you cum on your partners face you also shit on their chest while yelling β€œYou don’t have enough Badges to train me!!”
Joel was blastoising her that hard she almost drowned and there was shit from her chin to her knees”
by Rocket82 April 07, 2019
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When you are fucking someone and nut on their face, you pull out a 5 gallon bucket of water and dump it on them.
I was fucking this chick and right when I nutted on her face I Started Blastoising all over her.
by MajinMikey March 05, 2016
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When you set fire to the pubic hair around the female genitilia and then extinguish the fire using only cum.
We tried blastoising and half of her vagina is burnt off.
by MisterF15ter April 04, 2018
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Blastoising is when a person hangs their dick over their shoulder and blasts the other person with their spunk
I heard Jenny and Keith were blastoising yesterday
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