Epicception

the sense of knowing epic games is scamming you, by making the battle pass 50 vbucks more.

Luke felt the Epicception, when he logs on to Fortnite see's the battle pass is 50 vbucks more.

by b@mb00zlet0n March 08, 2025

wiipressure

the feeling when you hit 9 homeruns in a row on wii sports and your friends are right behind you and you end up selling the last shot, and you walk up sadly up the stairs and lay on your bed listening to depressing juice wlrd songs.

after hitting 9 homeruns in a row, Dominic starts feeling the wiipressure.

by b@mb00zlet0n March 08, 2025

dashconomics

the art of having enough credits on doordash to purchase your chick fil a meal

billy felt like a financial genius when his Chick-fil-A order totaled $0.00 thanks to his masterful use of Dashconomics—until he realized he still had to tip.

by b@mb00zlet0n March 08, 2025

Blurfing

The art of pretending to work while actually scrolling endlessly through nonsense on your phone, only to panic and alt-tab when the boss walks by.

"Jeff spent his entire morning blurfing through memes and conspiracy theories, only to look shocked when his manager asked for the report he hadn’t even started."

by b@mb00zlet0n March 08, 2025