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bluntcan 

When you're smoking a blunt, taking a shit, and getting a blowjob at the same time.

bluntcan by Anonymous October 29, 2003
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Bluntman and Chronic 

The two main characters of the comic book written by Banky Edwards and Holden McNeil in Chasing Amy.

Also see Jay and Silent Bob
Bluntman and Chronic are based off of Jay and Silent Bob.

Bluntcaking 

This is a sex move performed by two women. One woman eats nothing but cheese for many days and does not poop regularly. Eventually, she allows herself to take a huge dump, and the two girls use the resulting turd, which is referred to as a bluntcake, as a double ended dildo.

To enhance the experience, sometimes the other chick eats nothing but high-fiber-organic-angry-lesbian-granola and Metamucil for several days and then has fucktons of explosive diarrhea, which they use as lube.

Another variation is Strawberry Bluntcaking, which is when one or more of the girls are on their period.
Chelsea can't have that high-fiber bread; she's stewing up a bluntcake.

Chelsea and Hillary are in the bedroom bluntcaking now.
Bluntcaking by bestbluntcaker October 29, 2010
When his dudeness fires off a spliff (blun) on the toidy (in a can)
Ey dudester quit banging the WC door man I'm doing bluncan OK???
bluncan by KrizziKat May 25, 2021

Bluntmaniac 

Someone who detests the word pothead; one who smokes massive amounts of blunts
Ayy you guys see that bluntmaniac cheifing that hash blunt son
Bluntmaniac by Real Bluntmaniac September 7, 2010

Bluntman 

Someone who smokes blunts on a daily basis.
Yo, did you see Cory yesterday? the bluntman was blazed!
Bluntman by Z Go Hard May 4, 2009

bluntanomics 

The art of rolling a blunt.
1. I roll madd good blunts, cos I passed my bluntanomics course!

2. Okay people, let's get down to bluntanomics.
bluntanomics by jiizzzzz July 22, 2009
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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