Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Bluntman and Chronic 

The two main characters of the comic book written by Banky Edwards and Holden McNeil in Chasing Amy.

Also see Jay and Silent Bob
Bluntman and Chronic are based off of Jay and Silent Bob.

Bluntsman 

One who has mastered the craft of bluntsmanship, or the ability to roll the perfect blunt. The original toker, sophisticated smoker., one classy fuck.
Jerome rolls some dank ass blunts, he is obviously a bluntsman.
Bluntsman by Dr. Lebenstein December 24, 2009

bluntsmanship 

The art of blunt rolling.
G.E. Billy: "Hey Thomas, how'd you do during your first year of college?"

Thomas: "Shit man, I just about failed every class because I am majoring in Bluntsmanship."

G.E. Billy: "You have it aced?"

Thomas: "You know I got that shit on lock-down."
bluntsmanship by tpizzle June 7, 2006

Bluntmaniac 

Someone who detests the word pothead; one who smokes massive amounts of blunts
Ayy you guys see that bluntmaniac cheifing that hash blunt son
Bluntmaniac by Real Bluntmaniac September 7, 2010

blunt man 

cory kryger
Did you see the blunt man in computer class today? he was blazed
blunt man by ZgoHard April 27, 2009

bluntcan 

When you're smoking a blunt, taking a shit, and getting a blowjob at the same time.
bluntcan by Anonymous October 29, 2003
More from Urban Dictionary

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026
Load more