Blumpkin Supreme

The act of a blumpkin (when a female factor performs oral on a male factor during the process of defecation) and the male factor sneezes, causing sensory overload, and the heart may even possibly stop beating. Blumpkin supremes also require at least eight straight minutes of the performance, optional switching of the positions, and all-out screaming and yelling

kyle received a hxc blumpkin supreme and was rushed to the hospital, to quickly be revived by nurse alanna.

Blumpkin Supreme by brookiee12 January 5, 2008

blumpkin supreme

To sneeze while recieving a blumpkin, fellatio while defecting, which rumor has it causes sensory overload.

Forrest's heart stopped beating after recieving a blumpkin supreme.

blumpkin supreme by Moses87 July 12, 2006

upside down double reverse blumpkin supreme 

This is when a girl is giving you dome whilst doing an upper decker in your parents bathroom while they are asleep.

Yo cindy gave me a upside down double reverse blumpkin supreme in my parnets bathroom while they were asleep

upside down double reverse blumpkin supreme by ROBE to the RT December 21, 2005

Double blumpkin supreme

Receiving oral gratification from a defecating woman while performing an upper deck.

We both had to crap, and she was feeling nasty, so we pulled a double blumpkin supreme

Double blumpkin supreme by D-Bone February 23, 2005

Triple Upper Decker Blumpkin Supreme 

The art of recieving a blowjob from a woman while she is shitting in the bowl of a toilet and you are taking a shit in the tank/cistern of the same toilet at the same time.

"Tony pulled a Triple Upper Decker Blumpkin Supreme on Vicki in our bathroom last night."

Triple Upper Decker Blumpkin Supreme by vaaleainhoinen January 25, 2009

kentucky jelly doighnut upper decker double blumpkin supreme 

The act of, in this very exact particular order: finding a sexual partner and take them to eat a substantial amount of Taco Bell with you. When you both inevitably need to take a diarrhea shit, do it at the same time, with the submissive sitting on the bowl and the dominant sitting on the opened top tank. During the shit, the submissive will perform oral sex on the dominant. When the dominant finishes on the submissive’s face, they must punch the submissive in the nose to create a mixed fluid of blood and ejaculate on their face. Once both parties complete their shit. They will perform a reverse sixty nine on each other until both anuses are clean. Then the dominant must lick the submissive’s face clean.

Man 1: hey bro, why did you break up with your girlfriend? She seemed really nice.
Man 2: nah bro, she was so selfish, she wouldn’t even do a kentucky jelly doighnut upper decker double blumpkin supreme with me!
Man 1: oh man, I didn’t know that, what a selfish bitch!

kentucky jelly doighnut upper decker double blumpkin supreme by Dr. Heinz Doof August 29, 2021

upside down double reverse blumpkin supreme 

When a group of older, cooler guys, ejaculate on a younger, nerdier guy before taking his socks off and wiping their dicks with them.

"Me, Arzen and Duate totally gave Rob a upside down double reverse blumpkin supreme last night in C&G"

upside down double reverse blumpkin supreme by NoodleBoy July 30, 2008