blumpkin bump 

The bump you get when snorting carpet fibers that have been mixed with another drug.

I got such a great high the other night snorting some carpet dope. I really needed that blumpkin bump

blumpkin bump by Moose Twat March 28, 2021

Bumpkin Blumpkin 

It is a blumpkin, a blow job given to a male while he is on the toilet, given by a relative. Being that it is a relative that is giving the oral sex which is considered redneck gives the term its beginning because country bumpkin is virtually synonymous with redneck.

Guy 1: Why do you look so happy?
Guy 2: My sister game me a blumpkin last night after she drank a bottle of Aristocrat.
Guy 1: Well at least with a Bumpkin Blumpkin you can't have a three-legged baby.
Guy 2: Well actually we still can but that's because we always fuck on Tuesday.

Bumpkin Blumpkin by Charlie T. November 2, 2009

bumpkin butt 

A woman's saggy butt that developes after having kids and loosing some weight. Resembling a pumpkin that has melted and sagged after sitting on the porch too long after Halloween.

Man, Aubri used to be hot in high school, but now that she has had kids she has bumpkin butt.

bumpkin butt by CatDog122 June 18, 2017

Bumpkin King Of NT

The act of giving oral pleasure to a man while he moves his bowels when sitting on a toilet.

Greg Polak gave the army boys bumkins all night, he is now the Bumpkin King Of NT.

Bumpkin King Of NT by army dude johnno March 30, 2009

country bumpkin pussy 

A female that grew up in a small country town and lived a very sheltered life.

Jessica was a piece of country bumpkin pussy, until she went to a big city college and had her first gang bang.

country bumpkin pussy by Andy Holman July 20, 2008

bumpkin lumpkin pumpkin

The one person who can always make you smile, who shares your hopes and dreams, who makes you whole. Folklore claims that when a soul descends to earth it splits in two, each half of the soul inhabiting a separate body. These two people are forever after 'bumpkin lumpkin pumpkins,' and will never be complete until they find one another.
A person with whom you have an immediate connection the moment you meet -- a connection so strong that you are drawn to them in a way you have never experienced before. As this connection develops over time, you experience a love so deep, strong and complex, that you begin to doubt that you have ever truly loved anyone prior. Your bumpkin lumpkin pumpkin understands and connects with you in every way and on every level, which brings a sense of peace, calmness and happiness when you are around them. And when you are not around them, you are all that much more aware of the harshness of life, and how bonding with another person in this way is the most significant and satisfying thing you will experience in your lifetime. You are also all that much aware of the beauty in life, because you have been given a great gift and will always be thankful.

I am in love with my bumpkin lumpkin pumpkin.

bumpkin lumpkin pumpkin by Suaver April 12, 2009

cunty bumpkin 

n. An individual who lives in the countryside, and is a cunt.

"That cunty bumpkin just nabbed my sprouts"

cunty bumpkin by ClownBoy June 21, 2006