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Blue Top Society
The blue top society is a secretive group of intelligent homosapiens that believe in a higher power with reason. Founded in 2013 February 9th by Matt.S ( Swaszey ) and initiated people without their regards asking questions that will confuse the mind to your average person and with this select number of people made the blue top society with answers upon joining.
Blue Top Society by Swaszey August 14, 2016
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Bluetool
A person who wears a bluetooth wireless earpiece everywhere they go to seem trendy and important. Places to spot bluetools include movie theaters, malls, restaurants, gyms, grocery stores and cars.
bluetooth crazy
1. The state of appearing insane to people who can't see your wireless headset for your cell phone.
2. Someone that you think is insane until you see their bluetooth headset and realize they're just a douche bag.
2. Someone that you think is insane until you see their bluetooth headset and realize they're just a douche bag.
Dude:"Did you see that crazy guy talking to himself on the corner?"
Chick:"Oh, that was Bob. He's on a conference call. He's just bluetooth crazy."
Dude:"What a douche bag."
Chick:"Oh, that was Bob. He's on a conference call. He's just bluetooth crazy."
Dude:"What a douche bag."
bluetooth crazy by cam828 March 20, 2008
Arabian Bluetooth
When an Arab who has a headwrap has their cell phone lodged into the headwrap so they may talk hands-free. I have actually seen this.
You: Wtf that guy has a cell phone sticking out of his turban and he's talking on it!
Me: Yeah that's the new arabian bluetooth. They're not very expensive, all you need is a phone and a towel.
Me: Yeah that's the new arabian bluetooth. They're not very expensive, all you need is a phone and a towel.
Arabian Bluetooth by pureglaucoma February 21, 2011
Somali Bluetooth
When a Somali or other Muslim woman tucks her cellphone inside her hijab so she can talk hands-free. It's like having a bluetooth headset but more stylish.
Somali Bluetooth by glork98 November 7, 2012
Bluetooth Douche
Easily identified as the self-important guy talking to himself as loudly as possible through his bluetooth enabled ear piece. Despite being on the beach, at a movie theater, on a date, in the elevator, or at home in his pajamas he wants people to think he's tech savvy and well-connected. Bluetooth douches come in a variety of forms, from skeezy office guy to overzealous tech geek, the alpha bluetooth douche may also be mistaken for a used-car salesman.
Joe: That dude is trying way too hard to sound important.
Tate: Which guy?
Dennis: The bluetooth douche talking to himself at the end of the bar.
Tate: Ah, the guy drinking the Sapporo who's been trying to pick up the waitress for the last hour.
Tate: Which guy?
Dennis: The bluetooth douche talking to himself at the end of the bar.
Tate: Ah, the guy drinking the Sapporo who's been trying to pick up the waitress for the last hour.
Bluetooth Douche by Lexcorp February 4, 2008
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Oblication
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Plate of Brown
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018
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