In the
great metropolitan city of
Seattle we have an ever progressive bus system. But on our wonderfully convenient buses, bums like to wander. In and out they
go, winter, summer, spring and fall. Often times they are loony, and speak peaceful gibberish words into your ear. When earphones, sunglasses, and a hood won't shield you from uncomfortable bus chatter and no longer keep you
safe from these migrant babblers, you wear the cleverly fashionable BUSTACHE!!
A bustache, is a mustache, that you wear in the bus. (Or anytime that you need to ward off crazies.)