blueball 

1: In reality, it's bringing a male close to climax (close enough where his testicles get filled with seminal fluid and semen), but not letting him get rid of the built-up sex juices.
The resulting inundation causes extreme discomfort and pain, lasting for hours.
See also blue ball
2: In slang terms, it's the expectation and tremendous build-up of getting something you want, only to find that you're not going to get it in the end.

2: I'm sorry to blueball you, but remember how I said you're getting a Corvette, yeah, you're actually getting a Yugo...

blueball by The horror...the horror... August 9, 2004

blueball 

A terrible feeling, usually happening in striptease bars, beaches or other places like that. When you (a male) are really horny and arosed from watching a naked/half-naked woman, but are unable to do what you gotta do (ejaculate) by having sex or masturbating.
This is NOT A VERY NICE feeling, and is better avoided.

I always think about those poor guys who have to photograph porn/striptease movies. They probably are always experiencing blueball. Having to watch sex but being unable to participate in some way is a nightmare.

blueball by Urban_Fellow July 21, 2006

Blueball 

Blueball is a game similar is walley but it must be played against a small step with a small (preferably blue) ball.

Aim of the game: Kick the ball at the step.

Rules.
1. Two Player Game.
2. Must be played on work breaks.
3. True blueball is played whilst both players are smoking, however this rule can be broken if playing with a non-smoker.
4. If you hit the step, you gain a point, if you miss the step, your opponent gains a point.
5. Once you reach 10 points you then must win two shots in a row to win the game.

Blueball Glossary:

First Foot; The first kick of each round, the very first foot of the game is decided at random, after this the loser of the point takes the first foot in the next round.

Blueballed; if there is an obsticle in the way of the step, similiar to being snookered.

Blueshit; if the ball lands in shit.

Shitfaced; if a Blueshit ball hits a player in the face. (also works with shitleg, shithand, shitarse, shithead.)

Blueroad; if the Blueball goes onto the road.

Blueslip; if a player slips over when playing.

Bluedrained; if a player has to take a shot from a drain.

In The Rough; if a player finds themself having to take a shot from rough terrain.

We were playing BlueBall on a break at work when the ball became BlueShit, and then player one was Shitfaced, then player two had a Blueslip in the shit!

Blueball by dannyboy0487 January 20, 2011

Blueball Queen 

A somewhat pleasant woman with a weak pussy. Pretty much, a Blueball Queen is one of two things

1) A woman who engages in sexual activity with a man but doesn't make or let him finish. This can be either because the girl has lame pussy and litterally can't make the guy finish or she's just an evil, vicious cock teasing whore who has a vendetta against all men and wishes to berate, bash, belittle and disresect all men she comes accross. ( Maybe even a combination of the two)

2) A woman who does not honor and respect a man who she has already had sex with, thus neglecting said man and denying his attemps to have sex with her again. She might even shame and/or embarrass said man by making sure he and everyone else notices that she is having sex and/ or showing interest in another man, thus inflicting the Blue Balls on the man that way.

Basically, a Blueball Queen is a basic, low down, shamefull, tactless/wreckless sinfull demon slut fuckgirl who's kind needs to be eradicated from this Earth. (Evil bitches who are going to hell)

1) This girl I met is such a BlueBall Queen, I went up in her and she came 3 times so quickly and couldn't take my piece anymore so she made me stop and my balls ached afterwards. How selfish of her

2)This girl I met was a total hater her coochie was great. She could really handle it but as soon as I was about to nut she ended the sexual session for some odd reason. What a Blueball Queen!

3) I had a great time with this girl one night. The sex was spectacular and she finished the job like a good girl. I've been trying to contact her again to have another good time but she keeps ignoring me. Now that's some real Blueball Queen shit!

4) This girl I knew and used to have sex with somehow came back around into my life and had the nerve to start smashing the homies right in front of me, as if I'm too oblivious or ignorant to know what she's doing. True life Blueball Queen bitch!

Blueball Queen by Chief Lotsadough February 24, 2018

blueball sundae 

A copious amount of warm, viscous, off-white, semi-translucent liquid shot onto somebody's Baskin Robbins Ice Cream and then covered with whipped topping. Usually served to persons without their prior knowledge or consent.

Did you girls enjoy your ice cream? Hope you liked my blueball sundae, dumb bitch!

blueball sundae by Blueball Sundae March 29, 2009

blueball aversion 

When you masturbate right before the pain of a blueball kicks in, therefore averting the potential discomfort.

My girlfriend left right after she did a nice strip tease last night, so I quickly did a blueball aversion right after she left.

blueball aversion by Cosmictide February 28, 2009

Sneeze Blueball 

The act of almost sneezing, but failing and feeling very strange, uncomfortable, and unsatisfied. The feeling of a Sneeze Blueball is similar to a Sneeze Tease, but is far more unsettling. It makes you feel unfinished. The Sneeze Blueball can be countered by numerous things; looking into light, scratching the nose, or twitching of the muscles in the nose.

The Sneeze Blueball is a derivative of the term: blueball

Chuck: "Ah.... Ah..... Ah..... Ch.... Ugh."
Steve: "What was that? Was that a Sneeze Tease?"
Chuck: "No, worse. I just had a Sneeze Blueball"
Steve: "Oh man... that sucks. How do you feel?"
Chuck: "Unfinished..."

Sneeze Blueball by TheEpicEmperorOfAllEternity January 26, 2011