blueballa

One who is blueballed. Usually used sarcastically as if getting blueballed is such a feat that only a balla could accomplish it.

Person 1: Man, I was almost there and then she just stopped riding me.
Person 2: Aww shit! You da man! You're a fuckin blueballa!

by Velocirapper May 19, 2009

intellectual blueballs

A state of confusion or anxiety resulting from the ineffective or incomplete explanation of a particular topic. Not entirely dissimilar from an unsatisfying sexual experience resulting in the swelling of the testicles.

I was left with intellectual blueballs as a result of his nebulous rant on verbal fractals.

by MarkPG October 9, 2006

emotional blueballs

When you are sad and hold back tears and give yourself a headache...

Person 1: I have stopped myself from crying so much today I have a headache.
Person 2: Doing that is like when a guy is ready to orgasm but doesn't. You are having emotional blueballs.

by @KO June 25, 2016

dubstep blueballs

In a song (genre dubstep) there is no drop and there for you anticipate a drop yet none will come

Dude that song gave me dubstep blueballs

by yolobizzil May 23, 2014

theatrical blueballs

To painstakingly watch a movie just to find out there is no ending, leaving you dissatisfied like an unsavory sexual experience!

cloverfields or even I am legends "Endings" will leave you with theatrical blueballs.

by iwuzbornTwiztid January 19, 2008

Sneeze Blueball

The act of almost sneezing, but failing and feeling very strange, uncomfortable, and unsatisfied. The feeling of a Sneeze Blueball is similar to a Sneeze Tease, but is far more unsettling. It makes you feel unfinished. The Sneeze Blueball can be countered by numerous things; looking into light, scratching the nose, or twitching of the muscles in the nose.

The Sneeze Blueball is a derivative of the term: blueball

Chuck: "Ah.... Ah..... Ah..... Ch.... Ugh."
Steve: "What was that? Was that a Sneeze Tease?"
Chuck: "No, worse. I just had a Sneeze Blueball"
Steve: "Oh man... that sucks. How do you feel?"
Chuck: "Unfinished..."

by TheEpicEmperorOfAllEternity January 26, 2011

blueballing

when a chick has a dude whipped and she doesn't give him any play. originates from the greek "blu-" meaning bruised, and the latin "ballus" meaning balls. definition comes from the way that his balls get bruised from being tempted over and over, but never actually getting the goods.

friend: you are over at your girl's house all the time, she must really put out.
whipped: no, actually she doesn't.
friend: she is really blueballing you.

by friend May 14, 2003