blue ribbon 

An award given at events like state fairs for growing the biggest pumpkin or having the tastest fried chicken.

Colonel Sanders clicked his heels when he won the Blue Ribbon at the Kentucky State Fair.

blue ribbon by Phrenesicko Decapitate May 25, 2005

Blue Ribbon 

What you call a chic who is exceptionally pretty/hot/sexy, or in an above the rest category.

You see her over there, now that chic is blue ribbon.

Blue Ribbon by Squad Up December 9, 2008

blue ribbon 

to have sex with others including a goat, It is called a blue ribbon because you would need the finest goat from the fields of wisconsin, a prize winner that is. Could be oral or anal.

When Tim entered the hot tub as he sat next to Susie and Mattias, a goat raised its head out of the water, Mattias stated we are having a blue ribbon tonight.

blue ribbon by dirty dirts July 2, 2006

Blue Ribbon Special 

(n): The Noah's Ark of Breakfast Meals

Contains 2 pancakes, 2 sausage patties, 2 bacon strips, 2 eggs (any style), 2 pieces of toast (white, wheat, rye), and two beverages (one coffee/tea, one soda/juice).

Famous for it's previously super-low price of $2.49, although currently priced in the mid-$3 range, and can be found at Tom Jones diner in Brookhaven, Pa.

A favorite of high school students, local music aficionados, and stoners.

z: "Dude, where's my office? I can't find it...cause I'm baked--HALF BAKED!! I was smoking some doobies, Doobie Brothers! I was smoking some doobies with my brothers..."
q: "stfu you fake-stoned Regional Manager Michael Scott"
z: "Ok."

(cont'd)
z: "I really am high though *giggles*"
q: "Nut uh."
z: "DUDE! I so am. And I'm really hungry."
q: "Let's go to Tom Jones and get a pair of Blue Ribbon Specials."
z: "Scrambled, white toast, grape juice, with tea?"
*long pause*
z: "Yea, ok."

Blue Ribbon Special by Motivational Void. February 7, 2010

Blue Ribbon Committee 

Stephen Colbert Fan Site's homeland security organization

The BRC (Blue Ribbon Committee) discovered the culprits for the Bear Hack.

Blue Ribbon Committee by involutaryhaxor November 7, 2006

blue ribbon committee 

Political slang for "What are you gonna do about it?"

I will be putting together a blue ribbon committee consisting of myself and Miss Childs.

blue ribbon committee by Alex Stockwell April 1, 2009

Blue Ribbon Ass 

The most glorious thing to ever bless the earth since Mother Teresa. It is an ass so beautiful that all other asses bow down to it. It should be treated with the highest of care and shown to all friends. It is first in its ass.

Tyrome-"Leslie got dat blue ribbon ass. It was love at first sight."
Iris-"Damn. Marry a bitch."

Blue Ribbon Ass by Iris Kon May 6, 2010