blue ribbon

An award given at events like state fairs for growing the biggest pumpkin or having the tastest fried chicken.

Colonel Sanders clicked his heels when he won the Blue Ribbon at the Kentucky State Fair.

by Phrenesicko Decapitate May 25, 2005

Blue Ribbon

What you call a chic who is exceptionally pretty/hot/sexy, or in an above the rest category.

You see her over there, now that chic is blue ribbon.

by Squad Up December 9, 2008

blue ribbon

to have sex with others including a goat, It is called a blue ribbon because you would need the finest goat from the fields of wisconsin, a prize winner that is. Could be oral or anal.

When Tim entered the hot tub as he sat next to Susie and Mattias, a goat raised its head out of the water, Mattias stated we are having a blue ribbon tonight.

by dirty dirts July 2, 2006

Blue Ribbon Special

(n): The Noah's Ark of Breakfast Meals

Contains 2 pancakes, 2 sausage patties, 2 bacon strips, 2 eggs (any style), 2 pieces of toast (white, wheat, rye), and two beverages (one coffee/tea, one soda/juice).

Famous for it's previously super-low price of $2.49, although currently priced in the mid-$3 range, and can be found at Tom Jones diner in Brookhaven, Pa.

A favorite of high school students, local music aficionados, and stoners.

z: "Dude, where's my office? I can't find it...cause I'm baked--HALF BAKED!! I was smoking some doobies, Doobie Brothers! I was smoking some doobies with my brothers..."
q: "stfu you fake-stoned Regional Manager Michael Scott"
z: "Ok."

(cont'd)
z: "I really am high though *giggles*"
q: "Nut uh."
z: "DUDE! I so am. And I'm really hungry."
q: "Let's go to Tom Jones and get a pair of Blue Ribbon Specials."
z: "Scrambled, white toast, grape juice, with tea?"
*long pause*
z: "Yea, ok."

by Motivational Void. February 7, 2010

Blue Ribbon Committee

Stephen Colbert Fan Site's homeland security organization

The BRC (Blue Ribbon Committee) discovered the culprits for the Bear Hack.

by involutaryhaxor November 7, 2006

blue ribbon committee

Political slang for "What are you gonna do about it?"

I will be putting together a blue ribbon committee consisting of myself and Miss Childs.

by Alex Stockwell April 1, 2009

Blue Ribbon Ass

The most glorious thing to ever bless the earth since Mother Teresa. It is an ass so beautiful that all other asses bow down to it. It should be treated with the highest of care and shown to all friends. It is first in its ass.

Tyrome-"Leslie got dat blue ribbon ass. It was love at first sight."
Iris-"Damn. Marry a bitch."

by Iris Kon May 6, 2010