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blue angel 

When you light a fart on fire
Did you see that blue angel Stephanie Banks did, she almost blew herself up!!!
blue angel by DarxiN September 14, 2018

Blue Angel 

The act of igniting one's flatulence; usually achieved by holding a lighter near the anus while passing gas. The term comes from the bluish-colored flame often resulting from methane combustion. (Note that this activity can be dangerous, and has been known to severly burn the anus and even entrails of careless practitoners.)
I have always enjoyed doing blue angels, but decided to discontinue the activity the day that a flame singed my lower intestines.
Blue Angel by Ocram April 27, 2003

Blue Angel 

The act of setting fire to flatulence. The product of which is a flame, somewhat like that of an afterburner on a jet.
"After Jake ate that bean burrito, he insisted on doing blue angels all night; he nearly burned the house down at the party."
Blue Angel by fatony March 1, 2017

Blue angel 

A person, who selflessly releaves another of the very painful affliction known as blue balls, by either fellatio or sexual intercourse.
She was a blue angel sent from heaven. She sucked the blue outta my balls like a Dyson vacuum sucks dirt.
Blue angel by bigRED1983 June 4, 2019

blue angel 

The act of igniting bowel movement.
Dumbass #1 - lets make a blue angel
Dumbass #2 - okay, here i go!!
Dumbass #1 - *lights lighter by friend's ass*
Dumbass #2 - *farts onto lighter*

Dumbass #1 is dead and dumbass #2 just lost a perfectly good pair of pants.. what a shame.
blue angel by james + sean August 2, 2007

Blue Angel 

Dipping your penis into 100 octane aviation fuel (has a blue tint) then proceeding to penetrate her as she ascends physically from the burn and mentally from the fumes. Extra points if done while airborne.
Have you joined the mile hight club? Even better, made her a Blue Angel.
Blue Angel by Tyga the Creator July 20, 2023
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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