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blubbernaut 

A hogger; one who has sex with a fat chick; one who plays nail the whale.
Don is a blubbernaut. He did four fatties last semester.
blubbernaut by PMax February 23, 2008

blubberbutt 

blubberbutt one who is a fatass a non vulgar less offensive alternative to calling someone a fatass when profanity is unwanted and you need to watch your language
blubberbutt was so drunk he needed paramedics to get him out of bed what a pitiful site it was
blubberbutt by littlejimmie May 8, 2019

blubbery 

A that person jiggles with every waking step, revealing their oversized bodies; looks like whale fat.
Holy sh*t! that kid is so blubbery, I can feel the ground shaking.
blubbery by ETON SOUPE January 25, 2015

blubber tuck 

the act of tucking the excess blubber from your stomach into your pants
Paul: "Wow look at Tom. He's lost a lot of weight!"

Sam: "Na man, Tom just discovered the art of blubber tuck".
blubber tuck by Chaz Nasty 55 April 9, 2011

Blubber-Vision 

This is what many overweight people have when they criticize or point out the thinness of people who are actually at a healthy weight level. The majority of thin criticism comes from overweights who suffer from “Blubber-Vision”. This is especially acute when the overweight person has recently gained and subconsciously justifies it by looking down on people with healthy weight -- viewing others' body mass through the lenses of their own obesity.
My Aunt Sally suffers from Blubber-Vision. She is always saying how thin and unhealthy I look, even though she weighs 300 lbs.
Blubber-Vision by Johntoo August 22, 2009

blubber block 

When your view of a hot chick is covered by her tubby friend.
Wow, check out the hottie - ohhh, blubber block by the whale.
blubber block by Paul Corn January 17, 2008
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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