bluart

An usually large object. Often used to describe a person.
Slang for fat

Roy eats 3 Big Macs a day and he's Bluart!

by ThePennyMaster December 19, 2014

blarted on the job

When you're going down on your partner and randomly blow on his or her genitals to make a farting noise

"Lorrie why are you so pissed at Kevin?!"
"He blarted on the job last night; I couldn't even get off"

by Love Me Sexay! February 20, 2015

Blearth

getting violently high

“Schmevy is gonna blearth it up at school today”
“I’m blearthed.”
“I’m on Planet Blearth right now.”
“Olivia and Brogan are blearthlings.”

by ogblearthling August 23, 2022

blurtmouth

When you can’t stop yourself from saying something you wish you hadn’t said.

The nominee appears to be suffering from a serious case of blurtmouth.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 27, 2018

blarty

a black people party

Did you see all those weaves at that blarty?

by 1535sj September 8, 2011

Blurthurt

The resentful feeling towards the Hive Social Media Platform and its users after you have been chased off it for being a dick and have to blog on Blurt instead.

Have you seen that guy's latest rant about Hive?

Yeah. Never mind him, he's just Blurthurt.

by spamfarmer June 10, 2023

paul blart mall cop

One of the best anime ever made. It is almost as good as Shrek.

Let's watch Paul Blart mall cop today! It is a good anime!

by Hortler_the_great October 11, 2017