blozone

When someone blows you off so subtly that you don't figure it out until you haven't heard from them for months.

"Man, she blozoned me so hard I feel like a bozo in the bozone."

by Yugo Lalla November 15, 2021

Brozone

When a girl friendzones but uses the trick of calling not just a best friend but a brother. This is much more meaner , as friends have chances of getting out after a break up or so, but brothers .. nah. You are in there for life.

Guy1: I am in love with you

Girl 1: Ohh No. You are so good and protective. I always thought about you as my elder brother. ( Here is your Rakhi.)

Guy2: Ohh you got Brozoned bro.

Context: India

by Vegabond X August 24, 2017

Blozner

The act of a rather wet and sloppy blowjob

You get a blowjob last night of that girl?

Yeah but she wasn't very good, it was a right blozner!

by Interyanan April 20, 2015

brozone layer

atmosphere made of girls' fart which prevents the rays of hope of dating coming through. Friendzoner's ultimate move. A girl set up the brozone layer only when she is comfortable enough with a guy to call him a brother.

Peter: I'm really happy that Angie and I are getting to know each other better. The other day she farted; it was so cute.
All the guys: No, you fool. She set up the brozone layer; you're hopeless.

by lordeChae December 13, 2014

Boozone Layer

A natural threshold of alcohol intake one must exceed in order to get drunk.

Dude, I am so far passed the Boozone Layer, I'm seeing stars!

by The Real Beast From the East August 31, 2021

Bozone

The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

by Hayz September 27, 2003

bozone layer

The so-called "Bozone layer" is a thick, impenetrable shroud of bozone that surrounds all intelectually challenged people. When an bozone layer appears, it is hard to get rid of, and on the contrary it grows, blocking out all intelligent thoughts from reaching the victim. Though many tests have been performed, we have yet to discover a substance which creates bozone holes.

-Gee, he has a thick bozone layer!
-Huh...
-I wasn't talking to you.

by Moonflash May 13, 2005