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The act of a rather wet and sloppy blowjob
You get a blowjob last night of that girl?

Yeah but she wasn't very good, it was a right blozner!
Blozner by Interyanan April 20, 2015
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Blozzers 

A porn website based of of Brazzers. The specific genre of porn shown here is: Roblox Porn. This porn features the hottest roblox figures, and the men have the largest of dicks and muscles. Also there are many types of sex here. You have to admit that Blozzers is the go to website for Roblox Porn. I wouldn't reccomend it for people who want friends.
Guy 1: Whats ur favorite porn site?
Guy 2: Blozzers
Guy 1: Man.
Guy 2: I hate you. Though, you still have good taste.
Blozzers by Random_Definer 2.0 April 9, 2020
BLOWJOB. Alt. spelling "Blozza".

Also, Blozzing, to Blozz, and Blozzed
I really really really really want a Blozza/Blozzer
hey up love, fancy giving me a cheeky blozzer?
blozzer by CominAtcha May 5, 2005
blow ee - (noun) - in the art of felatio the person(s) performing the act is the blower, the person(s) receiving said felate is the blowee.
friend #1: Getting head from another guy doesn't make you gay if you are the blowee!

friend #2: Yeah, it does.
blowee by tehflip March 19, 2008

Cheeky Blozzer 

Giving a blowjob on the sly, outside of a relationship (Kate and Hannah 2011)
Hey Kate guess what, i gave ***** a cheeky blozzer last night.
Cheeky Blozzer by Rockhanam March 2, 2011
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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