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A very good youtuber who uploads mostly minecraft content. He loves to do minecraft challenges and is friends with GoergeNotFound.
I am Blokeey, Wow Blokeey you are so cool. Blokeey you are so good at minecraft
Blokeey by HippityFlippity69 January 23, 2021
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Of, or related to being a bloke.
Over-interest in machinery, sports, beer, or an unabashed pre-occupation with sex are all very blokey things.
blokey by LordDeathKill May 25, 2007
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Blokey Bloke 

A guy who is very masculine in an old fashioned way. Would never wear an earing or jewelery other than a wedding ring. Likes to drink beer, pints are best! Likes a drink with the lads and a good game of football (play or watch)a general good skin!! suspicious of wine bars or fancy bars, way to pretentious for a Bloky Bloke.
Look at Jimmy playing football with his kids. He's a real Blokey Bloke.
Blokey Bloke by Stevie Robo July 8, 2007
is the same as dude, bloke or a fellow
That blokey's so rad; it aint even funny
blokey by whitesin October 8, 2006
Name for men who are old fat and hairless. Mostly smell like rotting shit and spunk. Time wasters and wankers.

Someone who smells and wanks alot is refered to as a "Blokey"
Man 1 "Mate you smell have you been in all day wanking?"

Man 2 "Yer"

Man 1 "Your such a blokey"
blokey by bobbobbobbob September 25, 2006

Shit blokery 

The art of being a shit bloke.
Dude,when you kissed my mom last night that was a major case of shit blokery
Shit blokery by darkphoenixlf January 10, 2011

blokey pants 

blokey pants is a term used for 1. a man 2. a perverted man with long hair and slightly psychopathic personality. Blokey pants usually lurks around pubs and bars practising lunging movements and ploughing many women (and blokes).
'blokey pants get over here with your big weapon'

'what a beast! oh... he must be a blokey pants'

'unge lunge... dont worry about him, its just a blokey pants in action again
blokey pants by angel555 September 16, 2010
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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