blowee

blow ee - (noun) - in the art of felatio the person(s) performing the act is the blower, the person(s) receiving said felate is the blowee.

friend #1: Getting head from another guy doesn't make you gay if you are the blowee!

friend #2: Yeah, it does.

by tehflip March 19, 2008

Blowee

A cardboard paper towel roll stuffed with fresh smelling dryer sheets. Used to blow weed smoke so you can hit your bong indoors without your house reeking of pot.

Pothead: Dude, my mom watched Reefer Madness when she was young. She thinks I'll turn into a killer if I smoke pot!
Doctor Chronic: She never has to know. We'll put some towels under the door and use a blowee. The pot smell won't even travel.
Pothead: Good idea.
Doctor Chronic: You need to set your mom straight, pussy.

by QueenofKush November 15, 2009

Full Blowner

A variation of the typical boner, the Full Blowner is a boner which has reached terminal capacity in both girth and length, pulsating and throbbing almost uncontrollably. It is almost always at a 180 degree angle to one's stomach, unless it is naturally crooked. The Full Blowner typically occurs just before ejaculation and has a short life span.

"Dude, that full blowner is worth writing home about!"

by hollywoody November 5, 2009

Malaysian gas blower

When someone places their asshole on a vagina and farts in it.

He gave her a Malaysian gas blower after a large meal of baked beans

by Monsterilla May 10, 2020

Wad blower

An event or happening so incredible/amazing that it would instantly induce premature ejaculation.

Did you see the finale of Lost?

Yes, it was a total wad blower!

by Eurospy March 5, 2009

Window blower

A person who gives head through the window of a vehicle.

The window blower I spotted in the alley sure did look like a girl I went to school with. She was really enjoying the cock.

by lalaloveless June 25, 2016

Instant Blowie

When you perform an action or say something that causes those around you to compulsively perform oral sex upon you.

Dude 1: Hey I just won that League of Legends tournament.
Dude 2: Woah bro that's sick.
Dude 1: Yeah bro, I got an instant blowie too.

by BigFloppa December 19, 2020