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Blozzers 

A porn website based of of Brazzers. The specific genre of porn shown here is: Roblox Porn. This porn features the hottest roblox figures, and the men have the largest of dicks and muscles. Also there are many types of sex here. You have to admit that Blozzers is the go to website for Roblox Porn. I wouldn't reccomend it for people who want friends.
Guy 1: Whats ur favorite porn site?
Guy 2: Blozzers
Guy 1: Man.
Guy 2: I hate you. Though, you still have good taste.
Blozzers by Random_Definer 2.0 April 9, 2020
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Blozzers 

Blozzers Is a thing a 8 year-old would search-up to get their tiny dick hard as fuck.
Mom: I'm going out, If I catch you watching Porn, I will kill you.
Son: Ok... 😣
Mom: Cya
Mom: Leaves
Son: Time for some Roblox Porn 😉
Ten Minutes Later
Son: Oooo! Blozzers!
15 Seconds Later
Son: 🍆💦😫
Son: Aw shit~
Anonymous: Com'ere
🍆🍑
Son: 😣
Son: AW SHIT
Anonymous: Cums 🍆💦😫
They are now Gay. Blozzers made It happen🍆🍑😉
Blozzers by ZapDaCatLover February 18, 2023
Related Words
BLOWJOB. Alt. spelling "Blozza".

Also, Blozzing, to Blozz, and Blozzed
I really really really really want a Blozza/Blozzer
Slang for blow job
hey up love, fancy giving me a cheeky blozzer?
blozzer by CominAtcha May 5, 2005

Cheeky Blozzer 

Giving a blowjob on the sly, outside of a relationship (Kate and Hannah 2011)
Hey Kate guess what, i gave ***** a cheeky blozzer last night.
Cheeky Blozzer by Rockhanam March 2, 2011
A common nickname given to people of outstanding intelligence in private schools.
Evan: "Did you hear about borald"
Petah: "He's real bozzers"
Bozzers by notbigbrad June 28, 2022

blozzered 

A word used to describe/insult how someone looks and feels after a wipeout following a ski jump. The person who is 'blozzered' is often covered completely in snow.
'Hahaa you got blozzered'
'You got blozzered mate!'
blozzered by meeseling_bland March 13, 2009
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