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blowsome 

When multiple girls give a dude a blowjob simultaneously.
Lucky Guy: Dude I got the best blowsome last night!
Jealous Guy: Shit wish I was that lucky . . .
blowsome by Woem April 25, 2010
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Blowsome 

Something so awesome that it blows your mind.
Did you see that guy's T-shirt? It's blowsome!
Blowsome by drgreen October 31, 2017

Blowsome 

Boring, stale, tiring, unexciting, crappy, lame, uncool, dull, stressful.

Anything or anyone you find boring or bland.
Guy1: Damn, today I have to take a family photo.

Guy2: Wow, that seems like some nice blowsome entertainment.
Blowsome by Dillo_M November 16, 2007

blow some mud 

To defecate a somewhat loose watery stool with a gale force fart behind it so as to cake the excrement like a mud pie against the porcelain toilet bowl.
Please excuse me for a moment from this delectable chocolate sundae desert that you made for me, but I have the need to use the ladies room in order that I might blow some mud.
blow some mud by HD Medina November 19, 2007

blow some dank 

to smoke some highly potent weed.
"hey man lets go blow some dank"

Blow some chow 

Spending money foolishly
Jim: hey Mike, it's friday, what do ya feel like doin tonight ?
Mike: well, I just got paid, let's go blow some chow!
Blow some chow by Arozz September 4, 2009

blow some carbon off the valves 

When one finally has sex after an extended period of abstinence. Sexual intercourse is compared to starting an engine that has been sitting for a while and has accumulated excessive carbon deposits in its inner workings.
Dude, the last time I got laid was during the Cretaceous Period, I've gotta blow some carbon off the valves .
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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