blowsome 

When multiple girls give a dude a blowjob simultaneously.

Lucky Guy: Dude I got the best blowsome last night!
Jealous Guy: Shit wish I was that lucky . . .

blowsome by Woem April 25, 2010

Blowsome 

Something so awesome that it blows your mind.

Did you see that guy's T-shirt? It's blowsome!

Blowsome by drgreen October 31, 2017

Blowsome 

Boring, stale, tiring, unexciting, crappy, lame, uncool, dull, stressful.

Anything or anyone you find boring or bland.

Guy1: Damn, today I have to take a family photo.

Guy2: Wow, that seems like some nice blowsome entertainment.

Blowsome by Dillo_M November 16, 2007

blow some mud 

To defecate a somewhat loose watery stool with a gale force fart behind it so as to cake the excrement like a mud pie against the porcelain toilet bowl.

Please excuse me for a moment from this delectable chocolate sundae desert that you made for me, but I have the need to use the ladies room in order that I might blow some mud.

blow some mud by HD Medina November 19, 2007

blow some dank 

to smoke some highly potent weed.

"hey man lets go blow some dank"

blow some dank by oldredbox123 June 9, 2009

Blow some chow 

Spending money foolishly

Jim: hey Mike, it's friday, what do ya feel like doin tonight ?
Mike: well, I just got paid, let's go blow some chow!

Blow some chow by Arozz September 4, 2009

blow some carbon off the valves 

When one finally has sex after an extended period of abstinence. Sexual intercourse is compared to starting an engine that has been sitting for a while and has accumulated excessive carbon deposits in its inner workings.

Dude, the last time I got laid was during the Cretaceous Period, I've gotta blow some carbon off the valves .

blow some carbon off the valves by Spency McGee September 20, 2017