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blowjob red 

The shade of red that one's lips turn from prolonged kissing, dick sucking, or enjoying a nice cherry popsicle.
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Person 1: "I wonder what that girl was doing behind that building over there."

Person 2: "Her lips are blowjob red; someone must have been having a good time back there."

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"I was eating a popsicle and now my lips are blowjob red!"
blowjob red by New Cancer July 13, 2012
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Red blowjob

Where a female sucks you off with red pepper flakes in her mouth.
Dude this girl gave me a red blowjob last night. I had to use milk to cool my dick off.
Red blowjob by Janewilliams September 22, 2021

Redneck Blowjob 

When a man from the Southern United States attaches a vacuum cleaner hose to his genitals. Most commonly used to simulate the feeling of a blowjob.
"Hey Billy, I heard some pretty strange noises coming from your room last night. Were you trying to give yourself a Redneck Blowjob?"

redemption blowjob 

The act of giving a high quality blowjob as one’s last resort in saving a relationship. A true buzzer-beater move.
Christopher Nolan went over there to break up with Jessica Alba, but then she gave him the old redemption blowjob.

Blowjobed 

Blowjobed.
Blowjobed.
Blowjobed by truegrit__ May 23, 2020

Blowjobbed

When the typical 40 something year old virgin indian says a joke in the elevator and a few seconds of awkward silence come.
You've been blowjobbed by that indian cuck again?
Blowjobbed by spaima graselor February 22, 2019
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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