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Same as a blow job but named to trick women into thinking it is actually fun.
Jill who hated to work, would never give me a blow job, but as soon as i started calling it a blowfun, i couldn't get her off my dick
blowfun by Joe Lingner December 30, 2007
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Gojiran Blowgun 

When a woman performing oral sex brings a man to climax, but blows the ejaculate back in before it can escape the penis.
Sharon was famous on campus for her uncanny ability with the Gojiran Blowgun.
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blow fun 

A phrase used to define the act of oral sex when received by a man. This is used to replace the old name, blow job, which can be likened to work, or something unpleasant.
I was a a party last night and was lucky enough to receive blow fun from several or the girls. or, That blow fun was great mary, do you think we could do it again?
blow fun by Mr. Ecuador November 8, 2007

Blowdunk 

Giving somebody a blowjob whilst they are taking a dump
"Dude, she totally gave me a blowdunk!"
Blowdunk by Kyllediick December 17, 2008
Truly terrible. Used to describe something that both blows and is awful.
Coined/popularized on Futurama.
Fry: Hank Aaron XXIV? How could you play so blowfully? The original Hank Aaron was great!
Aaron Sr: No I was better than great. I was the home run king!
Bender: Neat!
Leela: So Hank - the bad Hank, just how blowful were you?
Aaron Jr: Well, I have a low batting average.
Aaron Sr: Low? It was zero you fungo! You went your whole career without getting a hit.
blowful by Enward November 9, 2005

blowfuncus 

The type of drink you consume whilst in the presence of friends.
I enjoyed a blowfuncus with my friend Will.
blowfuncus by The Black Fury November 18, 2018
A tricky little weapon used to silently inflict pain, suffering, death, infection, festering wounds, and incapacitation............ also used in rare cases for female masturbation
1. I will inflict the wrath of my nation's army by equipping every soldier with a blowgun.
2.I lost my favorite dildo and had to use my dad's ancient blowgun.
blowgun by Tyler Fro August 14, 2004
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