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Truly terrible. Used to describe something that both blows and is awful.
Coined/popularized on Futurama.
Fry: Hank Aaron XXIV? How could you play so blowfully? The original Hank Aaron was great!
Aaron Sr: No I was better than great. I was the home run king!
Bender: Neat!
Leela: So Hank - the bad Hank, just how blowful were you?
Aaron Jr: Well, I have a low batting average.
Aaron Sr: Low? It was zero you fungo! You went your whole career without getting a hit.
blowful by Enward November 9, 2005
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flies that lay their eggs in rotting meat
Theo didn't have much of a sex life as he was attractive only to blowflies.
blowflies by yorrick hunt January 22, 2008
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blowfuncus 

The type of drink you consume whilst in the presence of friends.
I enjoyed a blowfuncus with my friend Will.
blowfuncus by The Black Fury November 18, 2018
someone who enjoys other peoples cocaine; a cocaine mooch
"Keep dat blowfly bitch o' your'n at home next time bro'"
blowfly by Joe Bone March 7, 2005

Blowfly girl 

A girl goes into a dumpster behind a restaurant and starts putting maggots inside her pussy with rotting mold meat because I'm guessing it feels good. She then goes home and takes off all of her clothes then fucks the maggots, shits, pees in her bed then gets a really bad infection. I guess this bitch is attractive to decay and maggots.
Hey, Tom have you ever read that blowfly girl post?
Yeah, why?
Just asking.......
Blowfly girl by Lazygirl21 February 17, 2021
Someone who constantly hangs around and is unwelcome but doesn't take the hint, but not really malicious.
Brian is such a blowfly. You tell him you've got stuff to do to try to get rid of him but he just keeps hanging around!
Blowfly by Rik OShea April 26, 2017
The combination of the two words; bloody and awful. It is used in the most extreme of situations when the problem cannot be described as just awful. It needs a suitable adjective to express and create more emphasis. It is the direct opposite of blawesome
Badar: Have a blawesome day!

Jimmi: I don't want to have a blawful one
Blawful by Spoony Mcspoonspoon March 22, 2012
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