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by Enward September 06, 2005
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ridink

Beyond ridiculous. Ridonculous without being worth the time to say it.

Both words in use since at least 1994.
- His ego is out of control. It's ridonculous.
- It's ridink.
by Enward July 21, 2005
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bachelor chow

Cooked food preserved in a pouch (as "Tasty Bite" Indian dinners) that requires only to be heated in hot water for a few minutes before being served.
- What are you having for dinner?
- Ever since the girl moved out, I'm living on bachelor chow.
by Enward September 06, 2005
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Czechlish

1. A hilarious dialect of English spoken principally by native Czech speakers. It differs from standard English by the omission of mandatory articles, the addition of superfluous articles, and broad idiomatic dysfunction.

2. A hilarious dialect of Czech spoken primarily by native English speakers. It differs from standard Czech by a general failure of noun case and verb aspect, broad idiomatic dysfunction, and, often, the inability to pronounce the "rzh".

3. A combination of definitions 1 and 2.
Carter: She's hot. What did you guys talk about?
Conor: The whole conversation was in Czechlish.
Carter: Did you shag her?
Conor: Totally.
by Enward September 25, 2005
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motherfungry

I'm so motherfungry, I'd eat a sandwich from a gas station.
by Enward July 21, 2005
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queuestipated

A state of queue paralysis caused by having at home the maximum number of DVDs from Netflix and failing to watch them. This is often caused by a high concentration of art or foreign films-- those which the subscriber thinks he *should* see but is never in the mood.

The only known cure is to seal those DVDs up, unwatched, and drop them in the mail.

Still, you should probably be eating more fiber.
X: Dude, you're still sitting on "Cries and Whispers"?
Y: That, "The English Patient", and fucking "Citizen Kane". I'm dying. I'm totally queuestipated. I'll never get to see "I, Robot".
by Enward September 23, 2005
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wiimatoma

a protuberance beneath the skin, usually a mass of clotted blood, caused by damage to blood vessels during extreme wii play
"How many lumps do you want?"
"Aw, three or four."
Wham-wham-wham-wham!
"Wiimatoma!"
by Enward August 27, 2008
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