Enward's definitions

bachelor chow

Cooked food preserved in a pouch (as "Tasty Bite" Indian dinners) that requires only to be heated in hot water for a few minutes before being served.

- What are you having for dinner?
- Ever since the girl moved out, I'm living on bachelor chow.

by Enward September 6, 2005

get squishy

To have sex. Especially, to shag.

Mmm, are you ready to get squishy?

by Enward September 6, 2005

oogy

adj. unstable, disorderly or broken

I was writing my dissertation, and Microsoft Word went all oogy on me.

by Enward December 30, 2005

scollegabye

(Italian <i>scollegare</i>, to disconnect, + goodbye)
The phone call made after a mobile connection is lost, for the sole purpose of formally ending the conversation.
Related word: "scollegabye-bye" - a text message sent in lieu of a scollegabye.

- Hello?
- Yeah it's me again. Just calling you back for the scollegabye.
- O.K. Bye.
- Yeah, bye.

by Enward September 6, 2005

blowful

Truly terrible. Used to describe something that both blows and is awful.
Coined/popularized on Futurama.

Fry: Hank Aaron XXIV? How could you play so blowfully? The original Hank Aaron was great!
Aaron Sr: No I was better than great. I was the home run king!
Bender: Neat!
Leela: So Hank - the bad Hank, just how blowful were you?
Aaron Jr: Well, I have a low batting average.
Aaron Sr: Low? It was zero you fungo! You went your whole career without getting a hit.

by Enward November 9, 2005

wiimatoma

a protuberance beneath the skin, usually a mass of clotted blood, caused by damage to blood vessels during extreme wii play

"How many lumps do you want?"
"Aw, three or four."
Wham-wham-wham-wham!
"Wiimatoma!"

by Enward August 27, 2008

ridink

Beyond ridiculous. Ridonculous without being worth the time to say it.

Both words in use since at least 1994.

- His ego is out of control. It's ridonculous.
- It's ridink.

by Enward July 21, 2005