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Definitions by Enward

wiimatoma 

a protuberance beneath the skin, usually a mass of clotted blood, caused by damage to blood vessels during extreme wii play
"How many lumps do you want?"
"Aw, three or four."
Wham-wham-wham-wham!
"Wiimatoma!"
wiimatoma by Enward August 27, 2008

boylimia 

n. eating disorder suffered by males (cf. manorexia) usually accompanied by a binge-and-purge relationship to food.
- Is that guy manorexic? Somebody get him a cheeseburger.
- He just had three cheeseburgers and then went to the can. I think he's got boylimia.
boylimia by Enward April 17, 2006
adj. unstable, disorderly or broken
I was writing my dissertation, and Microsoft Word went all oogy on me.
oogy by Enward December 30, 2005
Truly terrible. Used to describe something that both blows and is awful.
Coined/popularized on Futurama.
Fry: Hank Aaron XXIV? How could you play so blowfully? The original Hank Aaron was great!
Aaron Sr: No I was better than great. I was the home run king!
Bender: Neat!
Leela: So Hank - the bad Hank, just how blowful were you?
Aaron Jr: Well, I have a low batting average.
Aaron Sr: Low? It was zero you fungo! You went your whole career without getting a hit.
blowful by Enward November 9, 2005

no woeeiwa 

E-slang for no worries. Originally caused by a left hand out-of-alignment over the keyboard.
A: Oopsy. I should have told you earlier about your wife's water breaking. She's had twins. Sorry about that.
C: No woeeiwa~ Ir'a LL FOOS.
no woeeiwa by Enward October 11, 2005
1. A hilarious dialect of English spoken principally by native Czech speakers. It differs from standard English by the omission of mandatory articles, the addition of superfluous articles, and broad idiomatic dysfunction.

2. A hilarious dialect of Czech spoken primarily by native English speakers. It differs from standard Czech by a general failure of noun case and verb aspect, broad idiomatic dysfunction, and, often, the inability to pronounce the "rzh".

3. A combination of definitions 1 and 2.
Carter: She's hot. What did you guys talk about?
Conor: The whole conversation was in Czechlish.
Carter: Did you shag her?
Conor: Totally.
Czechlish by Enward September 25, 2005

queuestipated

A state of queue paralysis caused by having at home the maximum number of DVDs from Netflix and failing to watch them. This is often caused by a high concentration of art or foreign films-- those which the subscriber thinks he *should* see but is never in the mood.

The only known cure is to seal those DVDs up, unwatched, and drop them in the mail.

Still, you should probably be eating more fiber.
X: Dude, you're still sitting on "Cries and Whispers"?
Y: That, "The English Patient", and fucking "Citizen Kane". I'm dying. I'm totally queuestipated. I'll never get to see "I, Robot".
queuestipated by Enward September 23, 2005