blowful

Truly terrible. Used to describe something that both blows and is awful.
Coined/popularized on Futurama.
Fry: Hank Aaron XXIV? How could you play so blowfully? The original Hank Aaron was great!
Aaron Sr: No I was better than great. I was the home run king!
Bender: Neat!
Leela: So Hank - the bad Hank, just how blowful were you?
Aaron Jr: Well, I have a low batting average.
Aaron Sr: Low? It was zero you fungo! You went your whole career without getting a hit.
by Enward November 09, 2005
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Czechlish

1. A hilarious dialect of English spoken principally by native Czech speakers. It differs from standard English by the omission of mandatory articles, the addition of superfluous articles, and broad idiomatic dysfunction.

2. A hilarious dialect of Czech spoken primarily by native English speakers. It differs from standard Czech by a general failure of noun case and verb aspect, broad idiomatic dysfunction, and, often, the inability to pronounce the "rzh".

3. A combination of definitions 1 and 2.
Carter: She's hot. What did you guys talk about?
Conor: The whole conversation was in Czechlish.
Carter: Did you shag her?
Conor: Totally.
by Enward September 25, 2005
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bachelor chow

Cooked food preserved in a pouch (as "Tasty Bite" Indian dinners) that requires only to be heated in hot water for a few minutes before being served.
- What are you having for dinner?
- Ever since the girl moved out, I'm living on bachelor chow.
by Enward September 06, 2005
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ridink

Beyond ridiculous. Ridonculous without being worth the time to say it.

Both words in use since at least 1994.
- His ego is out of control. It's ridonculous.
- It's ridink.
by Enward July 21, 2005
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get squishy

by Enward September 06, 2005
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no woeeiwa

E-slang for no worries. Originally caused by a left hand out-of-alignment over the keyboard.
A: Oopsy. I should have told you earlier about your wife's water breaking. She's had twins. Sorry about that.
C: No woeeiwa~ Ir'a LL FOOS.
by Enward October 11, 2005
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boylimia

n. eating disorder suffered by males (cf. manorexia) usually accompanied by a binge-and-purge relationship to food.
- Is that guy manorexic? Somebody get him a cheeseburger.
- He just had three cheeseburgers and then went to the can. I think he's got boylimia.
by Enward April 17, 2006
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