Enward's definitions

oogy

adj. unstable, disorderly or broken

I was writing my dissertation, and Microsoft Word went all oogy on me.

by Enward December 30, 2005

scollegabye

(Italian <i>scollegare</i>, to disconnect, + goodbye)
The phone call made after a mobile connection is lost, for the sole purpose of formally ending the conversation.
Related word: "scollegabye-bye" - a text message sent in lieu of a scollegabye.

- Hello?
- Yeah it's me again. Just calling you back for the scollegabye.
- O.K. Bye.
- Yeah, bye.

by Enward September 6, 2005

get squishy

To have sex. Especially, to shag.

Mmm, are you ready to get squishy?

by Enward September 6, 2005

bachelor chow

Cooked food preserved in a pouch (as "Tasty Bite" Indian dinners) that requires only to be heated in hot water for a few minutes before being served.

- What are you having for dinner?
- Ever since the girl moved out, I'm living on bachelor chow.

by Enward September 6, 2005

wiimatoma

a protuberance beneath the skin, usually a mass of clotted blood, caused by damage to blood vessels during extreme wii play

"How many lumps do you want?"
"Aw, three or four."
Wham-wham-wham-wham!
"Wiimatoma!"

by Enward August 27, 2008

no woeeiwa

E-slang for no worries. Originally caused by a left hand out-of-alignment over the keyboard.

A: Oopsy. I should have told you earlier about your wife's water breaking. She's had twins. Sorry about that.
C: No woeeiwa~ Ir'a LL FOOS.

by Enward October 11, 2005

blowful

Truly terrible. Used to describe something that both blows and is awful.
Coined/popularized on Futurama.

Fry: Hank Aaron XXIV? How could you play so blowfully? The original Hank Aaron was great!
Aaron Sr: No I was better than great. I was the home run king!
Bender: Neat!
Leela: So Hank - the bad Hank, just how blowful were you?
Aaron Jr: Well, I have a low batting average.
Aaron Sr: Low? It was zero you fungo! You went your whole career without getting a hit.

by Enward November 9, 2005