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Blowdryer 

While lieing on your back getting a blowjob you blast a huge fart on your girl's face.
This bitch was blowing me and I gave her a blowdryer so bad it vibrated her neck.
Blowdryer by David Tobias Levine September 7, 2008

blowdryer blues 

A state of sexual frustration so intense that one is forced to turn to household objects for relief.
Jared: Jordan hasn't emerged from the bathroom since his girlfriend broke up with him.
Jeremy: He's got a wicked case of the blowdryer blues.
blowdryer blues by zemblanity December 15, 2011

blowdryer bitch 

The type of bitch that will literally suck your dick dry and swallow your kids.
Yo Chad heard you got that sloppy toppy from Tina last night. Yeah man she was a blowdryer bitch.

Kansas Blowdryer 

When your getting a blowjob on a rather windy day, you finish into the wind and your girl catches it in her mouth
My girl is pretty talented she was able to pull off a Kansas Blowdryer yesterday.
Kansas Blowdryer by Thatoneguy52 September 20, 2017

Chicago Blowdryer

When you cum into someone’s nose and they take the semen in their nose and blow it hotly out onto the male’s genitals.
Stephanie: I think I want to try the Chicago Blowdryer tonight.

Chad: It’s really cold out in the Windy City.
Chicago Blowdryer by City names August 22, 2018

Bangcock Blowdryer 

The act of putting a condom on and rubbing icy hot on it, penetrating a woman in her vagina, pulling out and beating your cock on her clit then blowing on it to cause a burning effect.
Did you hear about the Bangcock Blowdryer I gave Tiffany? She was screaming bloody murder cause her vag was on fire!!
Bangcock Blowdryer by Razz630 August 27, 2010
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
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